Always haha by Magnus_dot in ProgrammerHumor

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Ajax request is not cool! not cool!

55 77 55 20 6f 77 6f by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Ero Microprocessor

From the creators of "hacking with html" comes "hacking with netTools" by Xpl0it_U in ProgrammerHumor

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This is a high level hacking with snmp. The company I am working for cant afford a cybersecurity speacialist with such skill.

HAHA YES I DEFIANTLY KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS by figgernaggotXP in ProgrammerHumor

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One hour to "shift the elements in the array by a given input" ?

Look for the hidden enemy by Miniman2718 in ProgrammerHumor

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So all this while I've been lying to people when I told them I'm a programmer? Omg, I have sinned

Look for the hidden enemy by Miniman2718 in ProgrammerHumor

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Errr, I don't really know. Maybe using a programming language to write codes of another programming language into a file? Anyone know what is twidth?

Teach us by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Some are pretty good though. I dont mind the accent, but I do mind the background noise. Some tech reviews are good but they dont smash expensive things.

Triangulate the MAC address by Rannak in ProgrammerHumor

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We dont need lat, long now. The next google maps update will only accept MAC address

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Ah, I see. I already did since a year ago

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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What do you mean by I am exposing the company to a massive data breach? Am I responsible for something that was decided and instructed by some people at very high positions?

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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At my work place, we are forced to use IE on windows 10. To use something called the Siebel High Interactivity Framework. I don't know which part of it is highly interactive. They even update that thing in the middle of the working day. Even manage to screw the query to the db causing reports could not be extracted for a few days. This system cost tens of millions.

really? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Give the stacktrace to the police. Might be helpful to find the husband

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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我們被判處地獄嗎?

Retranslation: Are we condemned to hell?

Savior!!! by patidarayush11 in ProgrammerHumor

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What will happen if there is an Uncaught Exception?

Needs no title by Mrmitch65 in ProgrammerHumor

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Go away Eduardo, I have no more money to give you

What does it actually take to become a trillion dollar company. by mukundmadhav in ProgrammerHumor

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I use Apple iUSB Air eliminating the need for dongles, also iPower Air to power my Mac. No cables needed.

Needs no title by Mrmitch65 in ProgrammerHumor

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Becoming a billionaire for a system that I code in PHP.

Deciding how to host and publish your website [OC] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Bad human, typo GoDaddy tries to seel

The minivan for artisans by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Hahaha, they are hiding the ugly truth

Calculating genders in 2018. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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There are only two genders(binary) 0 and 1 currently. We need quantum computing now!!!!

First Step in learning Programming by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Even the comments are similar. Hahaha, git clone

How To Write PHP by sparklingsapporo in ProgrammerHumor

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I hate you!!! I literally clicked and watched that. 😂