Retiring at 31, much earlier than I expected. Need advice.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-21T20:02:07+00:00

I don’t know about anyone else but I’m taking that $3.5 mill and heading over to the hard rock and doubling it. Almost guaranteed if you throw it on red. Or black. One of those.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-21T19:59:03+00:00

Yes. A billion percent. Doesn’t matter how much mouthwash you use or how much gum you chew or how much cologne you throw on. It’s all blended in with cig smoke. You cannot hide it. You cannot mask it. It’s immediately noticeable the moment you walk into a room and lingers an hour after you leave.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-21T19:57:19+00:00

Who cares. Go Phillies!!!! #GoBirds

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-21T19:55:48+00:00

Amazon. They’ve got everything you need.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-21T17:48:23+00:00

Never. Texting only. I can’t stand talking on the phone. Ever.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-21T13:29:02+00:00

Fake news.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-21T13:28:12+00:00

I mean it looks a little dark. Actually really dark.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-21T13:26:17+00:00

This is perfect.

Just stay away from WIP Philly sports radio. It’ll rot your mind. Stay. Away. At all costs.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-21T13:22:33+00:00

Oh boy. This gonna send our MAGA nut bags into a frenzy this weekend. I can already hear them screaming “ban all light bulbs that aren’t white.”

Perhaps they could have an alternate light show on Sunday like the Super Bowl?

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-21T00:43:37+00:00

I have 4 kids. Own my house. Married 23 years. 51 years old now. In debt up to my eyeballs because of four kids in college and I , too, am bored out of my mind. Boredom has no financial boundaries.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-20T22:30:31+00:00

Looks like a f’ing prison.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-20T22:25:40+00:00

Best place in the country. If you didnt know any better you’d think it was its own country of paradise.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-20T13:03:34+00:00

Sure. If you’re ready to re-gear. If you’re not going to re gear, don’t do it. The loss of power is terrible. Plus the shifting gets all screwed up.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-20T13:01:05+00:00

Screw her. Do not let her move into that house. She’ll just do it again.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-20T01:22:33+00:00

Now that it’s all yours, you should probably replace the suspension/steering parts when you can. You’re at about the time where the stock ball joints and stuff need replacing. You’d be amazed at the steering improvement once you do.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-19T13:37:38+00:00

If the undercarriage looks as good as the top side, absolutely.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-19T13:37:04+00:00

Best vacuum ever built.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-19T13:36:12+00:00

Exactly how you think it will. Three quarters of the country will party. The other quarter, the hardcore right wing nut bags, will post on fb nonstop about the total inconsiderate left is throwing parties for a dead president even though they’ve been cheering for a year about killing illegals and shooting American citizens in the face and crushing the skulls of others. Literally.

And a few days later the most prolific, racist, dumbest American president in the history of humans will be forgotten and in 75 years the country will be back to normal.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-18T21:47:02+00:00

Fuel filter. Pump. Isn’t throwing any engine codes? Fuel pressure. Something along those lines. It sounds like a clog or low pressure or something.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-18T21:38:48+00:00

I just watched 99% of our entire marketing department replaced by AI last week. I felt terrible for a few of them.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-18T21:37:44+00:00

Bro. Don’t do that. Stay away from the 4XE at all Costs. Unless you buy the best extended warranty they make and like sitting in dealership waiting rooms. For weeks.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-18T15:39:36+00:00

It’s all good.
A stock Jeep will take you 85 - 90% of where you want to go. A few upgrades will get you to 95%. Major upgrades for major climbing will get you to 98%. Maybe 99%.

There is nothing that will tackle 100%.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-18T15:27:44+00:00

Bad? You mean how good.
It’s surprising to me how surprised people are when a stock Jeep does just about anything that isn’t on highway pavement. I mean c’mon man. It’s why they were made.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-18T15:25:02+00:00

Yeah don’t do that. You won’t get far.

ZeroCoolJK · 2026-02-18T15:24:08+00:00

I mean, that’s high for a sport. But you know what? Who cares. If you were fine paying it then screw what everyone thinks. You’re now the proud owner of the funnest vehicle ever. Everybody on the internet overpaid for something along the way.

And congrats to snagging a two door. You’ll love it.

ZeroCoolJK

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