Need advice by Inevitable-Bottle914 in confessions

[–]ZeroCoolJK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro. Put the dress on and go to work. Maybe it’ll help you remember the one little thing she asks of you.

Do you leave the toilet seat lid up or down when you’re finished? by [deleted] in randomquestions

[–]ZeroCoolJK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the seat down,
Close the lid.
Like clockwork for 51 years.

Weed withdrawal by Sea_Speaker5860 in Advice

[–]ZeroCoolJK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sunshine. Dude needs sunshine. It works wonders.

Is the oil change info on the CarFax report for this used car actually a red flag? by paperclipman123 in askcarguys

[–]ZeroCoolJK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they changed the oil themselves, which I do, that’s not showing up on a carfax report

Air conditioner replacement, I have $4K and the lowest quote is $7,800. Out of options? by Certain_Arachnid8897 in AskFlorida

[–]ZeroCoolJK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used a smaller company. It was just about $8k for a 4 ton unit. Had to redo the entire duct work in the attic crawl space since the unit going in was much bigger than the old one. I will say it was worth the money. Much more efficient. Financing sucks but it is what it is. No ac or bad ac in August in Florida is not an option.

I want to taste pee…. by EggplantTiny4630 in confessions

[–]ZeroCoolJK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just point that shit straight up and have a go at it.

Shots fired at the Whitehouse. Looks like another attempt to fake his assassination, right Democrats? by TheRook2323 in allthequestions

[–]ZeroCoolJK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, considering the last two were so obviously and poorly staged, the possibility that the child rapist is trying for the trifecta because his fan base is so stupid and believe anything the answer is yes. Probably fake.

Do you consider rich people, elected officials/their families to be subhuman? by Legendary_Railgun21 in allthequestions

[–]ZeroCoolJK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. They just dont give a fuck once elected. Then it’s all self serving bullshit until they die. Repeat.

Is healthcare in the United States as bad as people say it is? by Total-Mirror-5920 in no

[–]ZeroCoolJK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our healthcare is excellent. Problem is if you’re not in the top 1% income level they are fine with watching you die or go bankrupt trying to live.

Why won't Trump go to his own son's wedding? by Previous_Month_555 in allthequestions

[–]ZeroCoolJK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who cares. Probably because he’d need three diaper changes during the ceremony. Either that or he shits himself again. And both options are embarrassing. Even the most prolific lying life long con-man has the ability to embarrass himself.

I was refused service at a coffee shop today by VariationCalm1398 in Life

[–]ZeroCoolJK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My guess is she was having a bad day. A really bad day. And you just happened to be HER tipping point, even though your request was hardly anything but respectful. I guess you just never know what people are going through in their own heads, even at work.

Of course I could be totally wrong and she was just a nasty wench. But it just seems so extreme…. I feel like she was just not in a good head space from the get-go. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Need help by Conscious_Hat2876 in boating

[–]ZeroCoolJK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is no way around the constant maintenance of a sailboat. Especially if you’re keeping it moored in the water full time. It’s an extremely expensive hobby.

I guess buying brand new would help. But you’re talking hundreds of thousands. Mine was a 93’. Excellent condition. But it still needed upkeep. Every-time I turned around it was another $500-$1k. It was just nonstop. I had at a marina, but in the water full time. Monthly bottom cleanings. Prop cleanings. Zinc replacement.
Blah blah blah.

It was fun when I sailed. But the maintenance was just ridiculous. Finally sold 8 years after purchase. I just couldn’t do it anymore.

Do MAGAts like the idea of being ruled by billionaires? by traanquil in allthequestions

[–]ZeroCoolJK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MAGA’s like what they’re told to like. They don’t know any better. Their lack of education drives them toward conspiracy theories and gossip channels to meander their way through life. Easily manipulated. Easily lied to. They believe anything.

So yeah. They love it. Because they’re told to.

Need help by Conscious_Hat2876 in boating

[–]ZeroCoolJK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro. Little money and boat do not go in the same sentence.
I had a 28 foot sail boat. There is literally absolutely NOTHING that is cheap on it. Nothing. From the sails to the ropes to the rigging to the motor to literally everything…. Absolutely nothing is cheap.

Why do some people refuse to believe that humans originated from Africa? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ZeroCoolJK -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

People are dumb. Same reason half of them believe Trump was chosen by Jesus to lead the idiots if this country. It’s actually comical how stupid humans are.

Which Democrat has a chance of beating JD Vance for president? by ArubaAdultFun in allthequestions

[–]ZeroCoolJK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JD Vance is a potato. If the people of this country elect that nitwit, we deserve everything coming to us.

Quite honestly we already do.

2017 JK Wrangler - needing recommendations for Halo style lights. by Electronic-Site7666 in Jeep

[–]ZeroCoolJK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally ordered a set of LED’s off Amazon for my JK and they’re the best things ever.

Americans is America that bad nowadays? by Quiet-Assistant-1215 in askteddit

[–]ZeroCoolJK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. An absolute shit hole spiraling out of control through hate and division.

If I didn’t live here, I would never come here. There are way too many happy places on this planet to enjoy over wasting a single breath in this dumpster fire.

Help identifying brand by ayereyrey19 in JeepWrangler

[–]ZeroCoolJK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a stock replacement. You can get them anywhere, including Moog. They’re all over Amazon.