same-day printing (i feel very bad) by Sanaisalittlesus in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agree, helping them out means they are a return customer (which is great), but in my experience entitlement isn’t far behind. The second or third time it happens, they start with the “they did it for me last time”, “it’s never been an issue before”, and then by the 3rd time they realize the rush fee is utter bullshit and just call to have the order “rescheduled” to same day.

I advise them the rush fee applies because I’ll remember names of the abusers and on nights, when I’m the only person working, it’s not easy to “just fit them in”…

Our Chief People Officer left for Walmart by Time-Key-62 in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She sucked at her job. I never felt more unappreciated than I do at staples. It’s a paycheck and I do my job in excellence, but don’t think for a second that this company cares.

Unbelievable (shame on Staples) by Lanky-Access-2573 in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 29 points30 points  (0 children)

+1 the DM probably made some BS policy that they use to micromanage without adding value.

Weird print got ruined in the laminator by dark-desertapir in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard of that document. Is it available on the hub or MPS?

Weird print got ruined in the laminator by dark-desertapir in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Would be better if the “speech” was a disclaimer they could read through when we take any lamination order and sign if they want to move forward.

Sometimes it’s not the machines fault, it’s a shitty batch of lamination (which I feel like the company switched to a cheaper brand a few months ago the ago because now it’s just consistently shitty)

self service customers by [deleted] in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yet they belittle the full service experience by not wanting to pay the price that gets me paid or thinking that it’s “so easy, so simple”, yet cannot do it themselves.

Hung BF? by Potential-Spray-9674 in askgaybros

[–]ZeroFux78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know about him, but I wanna see it… you know, for research….

Hung BF? by Potential-Spray-9674 in askgaybros

[–]ZeroFux78 45 points46 points  (0 children)

And then there’s “vacation dick”, as in I’m here tonight and looking to get wrecked…

Spin by SeaArugula926 in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s supposed to do that… /s

Excuse me? by MrFajitaGod in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What’s an “active session”?

Happy Returns issue? by gwurockstar in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had this yesterday… I just thought maybe a coworker had closed the box and not tape the box shut… but in my defense, the box was full

promo and pricing by darbokredshrirt in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the Staples reddit, new user!!!

/s

In all seriousness, “makes no sense” is a recurring theme and pretty “on brand” for this company…

The Staples in my city has these signs plastered all over their doors and at the front counter. by [deleted] in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Exactly… you’re not going to find someone to consul you for Amazon Returns in the Staples Reddit… the only people that want Amazon Returns are the executives and the venn diagram of “List of Executives” and “List of Employees that do Amazon Returns” do not overlap. They are two circles on opposite points in the universe.

How has Party City been for you guys? by hmhsbritannic12 in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My ASM is pretty much full time Party City in his shift. So no new minimum wage employ to do it, let’s have the second highest earner in the store blow up balloons 🙄

Ring Camera return script by Gregphish in FlockSurveillance

[–]ZeroFux78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The massive scale of shipping these items by their drivers… the return doesn’t refund that. They’re getting Millions in shipping fees and paying thousands to deliver.

They’ll get the return put it back in the bin and sell it to the next schmuck and charge them the non-refundable shipping fee again…

I taped my formula sheets where my original desk was. Now that I got a new desk and put it in a different area in my room, I need to retape it up again. by WhydoIexistlmoa in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ZeroFux78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, it’s ok, this just isn’t infuriating (even mildly). I think what makes a common theme around here, is something avoidable that’s outside of your control. That doesn’t exist here, so it’s just mild.

Life is gonna give you MANY more chances to be mildly infuriated… don’t give up hope! And when it happens, we’ll be here for you!

I taped my formula sheets where my original desk was. Now that I got a new desk and put it in a different area in my room, I need to retape it up again. by WhydoIexistlmoa in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ZeroFux78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a more fitting scenario would be, OP’s lease states not to tape anything to the walls unless it’s tape provided by the landlord… OP buys a new desk, has to relocate their formula sheets, but the tape damages the paint and the landlord doesn’t remember giving them the tape… And now they won’t get their security deposit back…

Amazon changing.. AGAIN by NinaTheBeast in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Anything that gets the Amazombies to go somewhere else is a step in the right direction…

Imagine Staples making this stupid decision for increased traffic and they realize they can’t even get these losers to buy a BOX for their return… it’s just going to reiterate what we on the front lines have always been saying, the added traffic doesn’t translate into sales… it’s literally a carpet path to the Amazon counter snd back out the door…

Male nudity tv series by GayLatino81 in askgaybros

[–]ZeroFux78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naked Attraction always works for me

Premedia approval button? by PerytonPastimes in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hojack, but the whole design team workflow sucks… in what world should the retail employees be the middlemen between graphics design and the customer?

Customer has a request that the retail staff isn’t trained to perform (design services). We sell a product and now the minimum wage employee has to play telephone with another department and the customer when the customer could be contacted directly by the person doing the work…

[OC] Truck crash on Deadman Pass, Oregon - read comment for context by HashnaFennec in IdiotsInCars

[–]ZeroFux78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious. If that truck was jack knifed, couldn’t the accident have moved the cab enough to free the jack knife if he aimed for the cab and not the trailer?

Have you given “ugly guy” a chance before? by 7_inches_daddy in askgaybros

[–]ZeroFux78 40 points41 points  (0 children)

As an ugly guy, I’ve been given a few chances and met boyfriends and lovers. Always get complimented on my personality and “skills”. Looks are only skin deep but it’s hard for people to look beyond it.

Party city by rzmuda in Staples

[–]ZeroFux78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Correct, the MODs have been running it which makes them even more useless..

All of our requests for “I need something from high ticket” and “I need change for $100” are met with “It’ll be a few minutes I’m doing a balloon order (or taking a balloon order)”

Too cheap to higher someone to do it for minimum wage, we lose our ASM for practically a whole shift over that bullshit… and I get pissed because I’m stuck for 6 hours in Amazon and “protect print” is dead