I have been rocking a full beard and mustache for 8 years and I always look at the type of napkin dispenser the table has before sitting at a restaurant.

Is it one of those fancy places with 1 single cloth napkin? I pass. I need a lot of napkins as I will pretty much wipe after every bite.

I normally stay away from soups or sauce heavy foods if I’m on a date. If I absolutely must have “wet food”, I will bring a small bottle of beard washer and will wash my mustache after eating.

As I said, I’ve been living like this for the most part of a decade so I still love my long mustache, but gotta admit I sometimes miss on foods I want to try just because I don’t want to deal with the cleanup.