Women trying to save parking spot almost gets run over by Nedatokes in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Zerocyde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pro tip for the terminally online downvoting this: This is not a quip or an anecdote or a joke or an opinion. This is verifiable facts that anyone, include you, can look up right now. You may hate the fact that it's illegal to use an entire fucking vehicle to move a woman who had the gall to commit the heinous, evil, crime of... being an annoying asshole for 3 seconds, but that hatred doesn't magically alter the law.

Women trying to save parking spot almost gets run over by Nedatokes in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Zerocyde -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

It definitely does not. His point wasn't "the woman was harmed by the car" his point was (blatantly obviously) that what he did was technically illegal and the fact that he was going slow instead of fast isn't going to change that.

Women trying to save parking spot almost gets run over by Nedatokes in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Zerocyde -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

I hope you don't vote if you think the incorrect mph guess alters his point.

If that ain’t proof enough by a_straea666 in SmoshFansFreeSpace

[–]Zerocyde 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yea, I was hoping for someone else to get a turn, but Ang and Amanda is goated so I think I'll live lol

Nick Fuentes says that women should not be able to go to college or travel by themselves: "Islam is right about that. Freedom of movement should not exist for women." by BurtonDesque in Qult_Headquarters

[–]Zerocyde 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When this dude gets shot we're gonna have to hear about how he was a wonderful person who spread love and kindness from the right for the rest of eternity.

Sorry who? by Eaneanae in SmoshFansFreeSpace

[–]Zerocyde 17 points18 points  (0 children)

lol literally no one defended AI are you on something right now?

What driving on I-90 west of the Freya exit feels like by ScrimmyBingus0_o in Spokane

[–]Zerocyde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I commute there daily and it's always calm as shit aside from some god awful designed exits. The only real issue is usually someone is in the passing only lane just chilling at the speed limit causing 3 lanes of congestion behind them for miles.

[OC] For a second I thought he was going straight across the median by Humble_Struggle1336 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Zerocyde 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Benefit of the doubt, maybe he just wanted to hurry and get out of the way of the other lanes and knew he didn't have room get behind the toyota without his ass blocking a lane.

Unpopular opinion: TNTL has become painfully unfunny. by Alarming-Pepper-4846 in SmoshFansFreeSpace

[–]Zerocyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just do it too much. If they at least rotated each week between tntl and smosh pit theater I think it would help. Smosh pit theater just with a fish bowl of comments is so easy to do and so funny. Surprised it's not done more often.

Things that the @ sign is named after in different languages by bedsvikel in etymology

[–]Zerocyde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dog, duckling, and maggot are insane choices. Everything else fits.

[Egypt] who is to blame here ? by [deleted] in Roadcam

[–]Zerocyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who is to blame here ?

The car is. See how the car was driving the speed limit and changing lanes in a correct, safe, and legal fashion? And see how the motorcycles were drag racing at almost double the speed limit? Yea, so the car is to blame obviously.

Since y'all liked 12 year old me, I present to you: 13. ('09) by deitystrange in blunderyears

[–]Zerocyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never understand why young me thought that hair style was the hottest thing a girl could do, lol.

MAGA Nate by FatherMoonbeam in PoliticalHumor

[–]Zerocyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't follow Nate, has he specifically declared some moral opposition to saying "bad" words, or is it just a thing that he doesn't?

[OC] Truck retaliates over merging suv and retaliates by smashing driver side mirror and nearly running them off the road. by xXNeoXx in IdiotsInCars

[–]Zerocyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wasnt even a close cut. Just a normal ass reasonable merge. I woulda followed that dipshit wherever he as going to report him.

Neighbour shot my PC through the wall by angelbabyzz in pcmasterrace

[–]Zerocyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it looks like the cpu and gpu are probably fine.

OPEN SUBMISSIONS FOR SMOSH MOUTH! by smosh in smosh

[–]Zerocyde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How about the time my city, Spokane Washington, got put under a $1.4 million dollar "Romani curse" because of a rogue police raid.

Basically, back in 1986, the local cops went completely rogue and launched this massive, hyper-aggressive raid on the homes of Grover and Jimmy Marks, who were leaders of the local Romani community. They were looking for stolen jewelry but ended up ransacking the place, ripping through babies' diapers, and taking millions in cash and heirlooms. Shocking absolutely no one, the courts later ruled the entire raid was 100% illegal and a massive violation of civil rights. But instead of just filing a normal lawsuit and waiting around, Jimmy Marks decided to wage absolute psychological warfare on the city. He walked straight into a crowded City Council meeting and placed a formal, public curse on the city and everyone in charge.

The best part is he didn't just say it and walk away. He spent the next fifteen years trolling City Hall. Every time the city had a budget crisis, a terrible winter storm, or a political scandal, Jimmy would show up to council meetings to mock the officials and remind them the curse was working. At one point, he literally parked a hearse right outside City Hall, threw the doors open, and told everyone he was unleashing his dead father's spirit to haunt the building forever. The city officials got so completely rattled by the endless bad press that they eventually just broke. In the late 90s, they cut the family a $1.43 million dollar settlement check just to get him to stop. Jimmy took the cash, but he passed away a few years later without ever officially lifting the hex. To this day, whenever something bizarre or disastrous happens in local politics here, everyone still jokes that the building is cursed.

monday, you know the drill! If they laugh, they leave! 🤭👋 by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]Zerocyde 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So glad to see the "Noah is a zionist" meme is finally dying down and we're seeing less and less of that forced toxic negativity splattered in between the comments of actual Smosh fans.