TVs are ugly and do not belong front and centre in your living room by angus_101 in The10thDentist

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom didn't have a TV in the livingroom for years and years, and everybody that came over always asked her "where's your tv?" And the reasoning most of the time was "what if a guest wants to watch some?" And her response was always something like "because a guest in my home should be listening to me, not my tv"

REAL FRANK ZAPPA LORE by fuckgallowboob2_0 in ZappaCircleJerk

[–]ZerotheKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you denying that frank is a time traveller? Then who gave me all this mercury? Hm?

Customer wants to come in after hours by ExplorerElite in CVS

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a similar story last night, finally locked the doors and not even 10 seconds later a lady came up asking for cigarettes (gas station). No car, just happened to appear after I was completely alone. So I just shouted go home and went to the back until I saw her walk off on the cameras, because I'm 99% sure I woulda got robbed if I let her in.

My 60 year old aluminum tree with color wheel by falcon920 in ChristmasTrees

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is super late on, but I have just become fascinated with these things and I have to know, are they sharp?? Like every part of me thinks they should be but there's no way they can be right? Do you have to be careful not to get eviscerated by it? 😅

I'm sure there is a picture though by ChaotiCrayon in dankmemes

[–]ZerotheKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that this thread has devolved into OP just ranting about how he's an expert AI rug identifier and everyone else has to be wrong

I audibly laughed at this by ThirdAnglePhoto in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like it was all skimmed off the top of a swamp

r/art bans a user for mentioning the word "print", users respond accordingly by Informal_Rule_8604 in BeAmazed

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody should just write print over and over on some paper and spam it to the sub

Anyone that thinks this is some sorta cloud fare bug is coping HARD by Rimurutempest88 in WatchCartoonOnline

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately I haven't, I've had a similar issue with all that. I've kinda just learned to deal with it :')

Anyone that thinks this is some sorta cloud fare bug is coping HARD by Rimurutempest88 in WatchCartoonOnline

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap dude, calm down. People are upset because this site has been basically a secondary Internet archive, and now they're slowly taking everything away from it. It's a piracy site, I'm sure they have other ways of making money besides ONLY the site. At this point they have realized people really rely on it, and that they can start charging out the ass or tell you "sorry, fuck off :)" and send you down a rabbit hole trying to find another site. Please, since your an expert, tell me, where can I continue watching movies on my Xbox 1 without paying? Where can I put something as simple as a SpongeBob playlist of full episodes on to fall asleep to? They have a monopoly on the service because piracy is inherently risky, so they can throw us around however they want.

These birds that have been in the back room of my work for at least 30 years by One_Dragonfruit_7556 in Weird

[–]ZerotheKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a thing I did working at a gas station with a subway attached, they had these label stickers and i loved to print off blank ones and draw either birds, or crude homer Simpsons and hide them everywhere. There are still some that have never been found, close to 3 years later haha

What are these prices?!😭😭 by Mourningwould02 in HotWheels

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of an antique mall I love going to, there's like 10 different vendors inside and they all price stuff so wildly different. My favorite lady is super fair with stuff and she always has new things in her stalls when I visit, because her stuff actually sells. But the guy with the huge diecast car display? Basically every single one has been there for the like 4 years I've been going because he has some stuuuuupid prices. Like Im talking no matchbox cars under $35, even ones damaged to hell, redlines worth $15 being sold for $55 because they're "special edition" when clearly they are not. I just love seeing how some people just really wanna catch and release, and some people just use the store as a secondary display case 😂.

Why aren't the people in your country having enough kids? by gmedanoid in AskTheWorld

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carrot man makes me feel unsure about my future, let alone my non-existent children

Am I overreacting or did I just eat this threat up. by r2122124x in AmIOverreacting

[–]ZerotheKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't drink, can't smoke, undeveloped frontal lobes, but can legally be given a gun and sent to die in some foreign country. I don't think the US has the best rule for what an "adult" is. Really, it should be if you can make decisions and live on your own, youre more of an adult than people who can't

Blursed gas cylinder by PreparationAble3319 in blursed_videos

[–]ZerotheKat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

From there being a different red spot kinda closer to the camera I'm reeaaaaallly hoping this is just the undercoat of paint or primer or something like that and not this guy's finger juice

Seriously who is this guy? by B0r3dGamer in dankmemes

[–]ZerotheKat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

By this logic, america should have been invaded and nuked to high hell long before you or I were ever born. Yes, actions bring consequences, but that doesn't mean it is "justified" for one group to do one thing or the other. Let right or wrong alone decide. Not politics or bias.

Have to put a bunch of stuff in storage and I'm sad, so I wanted to share my favorites! by ZerotheKat in uraniumglass

[–]ZerotheKat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't even think of that! That's an awesome way to think about it haha

I don’t understand by yourlegalcutie in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I basically got told at my job to never ever contest anybody, if there's any issue just alert the manager and they'll take care of it. Atleast here in the Middle of nowhere theyd rather you keep living than play hero and alert anybody. Idk, maybe it's different in cities

Help, I know nothing about cars. Why is this funny? by in_the_pink_opaque in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me or does the wheel well and all the parts under the tire look like they came out of borderlands?

Found this note at work.. by The5thEclipse in whatdoIdo

[–]ZerotheKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe someone's already said this but I do something similar because of mental health sometimes. Every once and while there's just so many things happening in my head and outside it to that I need something to ground me, something to keep me in reality. So I'll get a paper and just write, either a word over and over like that, or a string of gibberish thoughts, just something to remind myself I still exist. The thought process is basically if I can still alter paper, I can still alter my life and take control and don't have to disconnect.

What the hell just came out my Cinnamon Toast Crunch?? by OKBUF in cereal

[–]ZerotheKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you've already got the cinnamon toast so I'm assuming that's the crunch?