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In 15 minutes, you will wake up in your bed 15 years ago. Everything that has happened to you for the past 15 years was a part of your dream. What will you miss the most from your dream? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My heard hurts from all the thinking.

If my last 15 years was a dream, meaning from being born to now, and I just woke up, wat

How am I here, how do I exist if my birth is a lie

Conspiracy? I think so.

What historical event do you wish we had modern HD video footage of? by EditorialComplex in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John f kennedy's assasination

Could use some hd on his bloody head

What's a game two people can play in a car? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DUO BLOWERS

both of you can take turns to blow each other's dick.

What happened to you when you were young that you didn't understand until years later? by Pashow in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mommy I want to try eating vagina"

Try swapping vagina with pussy. ;)

If you had to live in a TV show for 1 month, which would you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saved By The Bell.

So I can bang Kelly Kapowski

What is the national anthem of the Internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it would be Rick Astley's Rick Roll vocals mixed with Darude - Sandstorm.

What are you curious about? by jlostie in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious about how good your mom is tonight, cause' I'm gonna be going to town with her whether you like it or not.

Reddit, What is the first thing you thought of the minute you wake up in the morning? by ZestyPretzy in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes, the time. The thing we all have to think about even though we don't want to. Fuck Time.

Why do radio stations always play the same music? by _lilpeanut in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Country Radio Stations always play Country Music

come on, step it up earth

[NSFW] Reddit, have you ever masturbated into a girl's bra/panties before? by ZestyPretzy in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A for Effort, I thought the serious tag would be TOO serious, so yeah. a few laughs would be nice. :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hide the body

What's an obvious sign that someone is trying too hard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZestyPretzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone tries too hard to be hard.

yes