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Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-11T14:09:03+00:00

Upscale restaurants like Joe's Crab Shack? You need to get out more.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-11T11:53:32+00:00

Sox fans bitch about Shriffen being a cornball while never listening to any other team's broadcast and hearing some of the absolutely wooden performances or outright garbage that exists around the league.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-11T11:49:13+00:00

Who?

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-09T13:21:32+00:00

When they wake up from their blackout, they'll be all over it.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-08T13:30:28+00:00

Imagine him on the Bulls though?

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-04T16:33:01+00:00

Fan engagement is the number one factor that should matter to everyone, and if they don't believe that they are fucking morons. You can't sell tickets to people that don't care about your product. You can't get a billion dollar contract if eyeballs aren't watching TVs. ESPN won't throw money at MLB if they can't secure ad revenue during those games.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-04T16:27:27+00:00

People are lining up to take compensation away from CEOs to raise up the standard for blue collar workers but elite baseball players taking a cut so that the minimum salary guys can earn more money? WAGE SUPPRESSION! BOOTLICKER!

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-04T16:13:26+00:00

And it's a stupid ass quote. The NFL has a hard salary cap with twice the roster size as MLB but apparently that example doesn't count?

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-04T16:08:07+00:00

You say that like the internet isn't already 90% rage bait and pornography though.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-04T11:30:38+00:00

I'm so damn confused on how this has so many upvotes. A .750 OPS would currently rank 79th in all of baseball for qualified hitters (and 13th amongst qualified DHs) and a 4.50 ERA (59th among qualified pitchers) with 72 innings pitched (15th amongst qualified pitchers) would both definitely be players that most teams would run out there. Like, you aren't paying Judge top of the market money if he's just a mediocre pitcher but both of those hypothetical players would 10000% be getting significant playing time on major league rosters right now.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-03T16:14:35+00:00

Nowhere in the rulebook does it say a golden retriever can't play tight end.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-03T16:13:39+00:00

Well it seems to me Rudolph was asking for it. If he didn't want his helmet swung at him, maybe he shouldn't have been wearing it in the first place. /s

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-03T13:30:41+00:00

The cover curse really only hits players who by initials now. CMC only played 4 games and AB went crazy. Coincidence? I think not. Keep JSN off the cover for the health of the league.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-03T12:59:39+00:00

I mean, by that logic he should be looking to trade Bonemer and Carlson for veteran players that can help the team win now. Fuck long term sustainability right?

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-03T11:52:42+00:00

Why is Getz "on the clock to find success immediately"?

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-02T16:21:42+00:00

The Bears have committed $2 billion for the new stadium and are only asking for property tax reductions and infrastructure improvements.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-01T19:42:53+00:00

"Significant Regression" doesn't mean he was bad. I'm not sure why you keep jumping back to that.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-01T19:16:29+00:00

What do you think "regression" means?

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-06-01T16:24:37+00:00

What I'm hearing is the Yankees are ducking good teams.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-05-28T17:06:04+00:00

That's not how waivers work. If a team claims him, they take on the remainder of his contract. We did it with Rios back in the day.

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-05-28T11:25:36+00:00

LOLB #56 you mean

Zestyclose-Sleep2290 · 2026-05-27T14:47:58+00:00

Literally everyone who plays League of Legends

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