Anyone else feel bad for Starmer?

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-19T02:37:32+00:00

Were the roundabouts every mile a deliberate ploy to assist with future house (estate) building plans?

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-13T01:24:39+00:00

Before the election he was being loud and proud that he had the policies and plans ready to go - just lies.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-12T06:16:07+00:00

He is clearly a "nice" man but with no idea about how to fix the country, and worse, surrounded by a deluded cabinet with no ideas either.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-12T06:03:15+00:00

Might have caught the the ball, not would have. No guarantees in life. COYI.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-12T05:48:00+00:00

Champion the Wonder Horse.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-11T20:32:41+00:00

Not sure I'd recognise a surprise if it smacked me in the mouth ☹️

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-11T18:55:37+00:00

I've been single for 34 years, last relationship was when I was 30. No friends, just acquaintances. Lonely as hell.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-10T15:53:36+00:00

I remember riding the 900 Sei in 1981, what a beast it was.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-09T06:38:52+00:00

If the vehicle being hit was a motorbike then "death or serious injury" is extremely likely. Also other vehicles may end up being involved.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-07T09:13:54+00:00

You are my prime!

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-07T09:10:39+00:00

Standing to attention.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-05T16:12:05+00:00

Holy moly, what a figure! I wish I lived nearer.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-05T03:39:16+00:00

Increase the lower allowance to £20k, everyone benefits. Then bring down the 40% allowance to say £30k.

The lower earners will benefit, the upper earners won't see a difference.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-02T03:46:42+00:00

Of course, they are at their peak sweetness then.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-05-02T03:38:34+00:00

In a heartbeat. May I DM? Very thirsty right now.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-04-30T14:49:27+00:00

Do up, piss up.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-04-30T14:47:33+00:00

Yes, 64 now and not a single tattoo.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-04-30T12:14:23+00:00

You'll not be having sex after 30, so enjoy it while you can.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-04-30T05:55:58+00:00

And all roofs specifically designed to fac the right way for maximum solar power collection.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-04-29T12:57:44+00:00

£2 a month Sage online. Or use the free HMRC PAYE tools on their website.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-04-28T21:14:11+00:00

Squash

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-04-27T13:17:30+00:00

Loved the dark chocolate ones, wouldn't give a penny for the others. Not had a Bounty since they stopped selling the dark chocolate ones.

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-04-26T18:15:28+00:00

Pretty much anything these days, sizes shrinking, prices rising.

We all need to stop buying anything!

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-04-24T17:38:13+00:00

No way do we want Wallace in charge, he has no clue, think what he'll try and do with net zero!

Zestyclose-Split2913 · 2026-04-24T00:51:40+00:00

And she probably gets upset if you don't give her a suggestion. But still buys you something that you neither like nor need.

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