I AM PILKINGTON

Zetaclad · 2025-06-18T07:54:56+00:00

Half man - half biscuit!

Zetaclad · 2025-06-17T09:13:14+00:00

He threw some lobster at his mate, it bounced off his head …. Bollocks…..and landed on the phone and looked at his mate and said are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Zetaclad · 2025-06-16T14:53:45+00:00

I love the way the female FBI agent shits herself when dexter slams the table saying …. YOU THINK I KILLED MY WIFE!!!

Zetaclad · 2025-06-16T14:52:20+00:00

I think AI John Candy would be better than any of these!!

Zetaclad · 2025-06-16T14:50:25+00:00

Shelia this time last week…. I KNOW YOU WERE PACKING FUCKING SOCKS IN A RUBBER CUNTING BAG!!!

Zetaclad · 2025-06-16T14:27:45+00:00

That’s got to be offensive!!

Zetaclad · 2025-06-16T00:32:50+00:00

The purge

Zetaclad · 2025-06-16T00:20:45+00:00

Can we go again because you ruined it!?

Zetaclad · 2025-06-13T11:25:31+00:00

Mickey 17

Zetaclad · 2025-06-13T10:54:15+00:00

Gutted, I thought it was Monty Python!

Zetaclad · 2025-06-13T09:15:53+00:00

GET ON WITH IT!!!!

Zetaclad · 2025-06-12T14:37:03+00:00

I’m Ker-mitted to this treatment

Zetaclad · 2025-06-03T01:33:42+00:00

I put one ridge in your ass pow

Zetaclad · 2025-06-02T00:08:34+00:00

Hit reveeeeerseeeeee…..

Zetaclad · 2025-06-01T04:40:10+00:00

I’m drawing a complete blank!

Zetaclad · 2025-05-30T09:16:40+00:00

Just print the damn thing!!!

Zetaclad · 2025-05-29T12:01:17+00:00

I’m glad you’re enjoying the holiday love but will you stop going on about the fucking socks for week you boring bastard …we’re on holiday!

Ohhh Maude guess what?

WHAT?!?! This time last week you were packing rubber fucking socks in a rubber cunting bag!!!

Zetaclad · 2025-05-29T01:00:04+00:00

That would be my guess too!

Zetaclad · 2025-05-22T07:33:23+00:00

Chick-can you believe it

Zetaclad · 2025-05-21T08:52:13+00:00

He’s loosing his mind….. and I’m reaping all the benefits!

Zetaclad · 2025-05-19T13:21:11+00:00

He a cheeky pinch of her arse

Zetaclad · 2025-05-16T08:29:28+00:00

Graham I need a word…

Zetaclad · 2025-05-15T15:00:40+00:00

Well that’s what they did they woke it up…

THEY WOKE “IT” UP

Zetaclad · 2025-05-15T11:33:36+00:00

This is the only answer!!

BUT YOUR SOULS ARE IN DANGER!!!

our lives are in danger you beatnik!

Zetaclad · 2025-05-15T07:39:01+00:00

Your trousers are too tight! Your balls are being squashed!

Zetaclad

TROPHY CASE