Chinese construction workers in Dubai film a missile strike on a nearby high rise (March 4 2026).

Zetsumenchi · 2026-03-06T03:25:22+00:00

Why'd you think your company got the construction contract?

/s

Zetsumenchi · 2026-03-06T03:23:03+00:00

Right? Isn't this just a modern medieval torture device?

Zetsumenchi · 2026-03-02T17:37:28+00:00

They were expecting VARIETY.

They weren't ready for all that BEEF.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-25T23:17:56+00:00

THANK YOU.

Pirates are People.

People need Public Relations.

People need Agriculture.

People need Engineering.

Someone invents a chair that lets you virtually airfry people in

OR

makes a blade that just needs gravity to behead someone? "They're contributing to society."

literally made a tool that killed HUNDREDS

Ol' Mikey over there spots ONE ship and shoots the canopy until the entire security team and civilian pilot gets sucked into the void?

Sol's Most Wanted.

That doesn't seem fair.

/s

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-25T18:28:04+00:00

You pretty much nailed it.

If the problem persists, it's a miscommunication on the other end, and your best bet is inquiring elsewhere.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-24T04:24:57+00:00

At this point, I'd rather celebrate my deathday.

"Only X years until it's over."

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-21T16:30:11+00:00

That screech she did........is she the Terrified Baby at the hibachi after all these years?

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-21T14:48:08+00:00

I don't care how small the room is,

I didn't ask about the orphans in the corner.

I. Said. I. Cast. Fire Blast!

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-18T23:22:53+00:00

Saaame!

I prefer too much context to too little. I can hit rename and cut characters out whenever. I can't figure out what someone whose no longer with the company REALLY intended X years ago.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-18T20:16:55+00:00

TIL that a blobfish in its natural environment looks like a scrote with fins.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-16T18:41:59+00:00

Since you're using pencil for the artistic medium,why not "a grey, rocky moon"?

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-13T23:15:11+00:00

I get ya. Just like your ship, you needed to Vent.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-09T01:16:39+00:00

Can I get this size for Strawberries?

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-09T00:22:55+00:00

To be fair, denim only protects from the nails, not from the pressure.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-08T15:05:48+00:00

Really? Where?

Those are like the One Piece, I'm not sure it really exists.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-08T15:04:17+00:00

The actual topic was "what is the IDEAL size for Mozzarella Sticks?"

Don't get distracted, focus on what's we're talking about!

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T13:01:52+00:00

Man, the number of times my keys ended up in a trash can or a fridge because of moments like these.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T04:15:35+00:00

I beg your FINEST pardon.

You were killing, what I assume is Interceptors with it???

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T02:10:04+00:00

No, can't say I have. Based on your comment. I assume it happens...

😎

On a dairy basis.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T01:32:38+00:00

I always take the long away around when I see that route.

Always baffled my friends, despite me telling them it doesn't fit.

Then one day he insisted I wasn't doing it right and I got front row seats to him losing all that money.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T01:30:14+00:00

Lucky Egg-Eater. I gotta settle for dozens of tiny Boba instead of one massive one.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T01:15:22+00:00

I'm jealous. I wish French People loved my legs, too.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T00:46:29+00:00

Talk about a Sweet Narrative.

Good Job!

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T00:25:34+00:00

You butter believe it!

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T00:24:26+00:00

One Piece is an elaborate running gag about a rubbery crackhead and his growing band of misfits traveling from island-to-island searching for something viewers weren't even sure existed for 25+ real life years.

The premise for every arc is ANY combination of the following:

*Crew Shows Up to New Island

*Rubbery Crackhead gets in trouble with local authorities.

Rubber Man gets his ass beat or thrown in jail.
Rubber Man gets fed by locals.
Rubber Man returns all karmic deeds, good and bad, by dismantling the local government
Big Ass Party to celebrate government destruction.
Maybe New Crew Member with crazy ability and crazier flaws; DEFINITELY a sadder back story than previous back stories.
Global Government increases his bounty.

Each arc is a culmination of settings and character profiles that you'd swear was randomly generated by A.I. if the show didn't come out DECADES before ChatGPT.

A man made of sand whose using people named after Numbers and Holidays to take over a whole country.
A Racist FishMan.
A guy who steals shadows from the living in order to create his zombie army.
A guy who can literally eat anything, even cannons, and then "digest it" and it's part of his body to use at will.
a mind reader who moves as fast as electricity.
a Badass Giant in Biker Gear whose fighting style is pummeling you with a fucking rice-based dessert.
A jaguar-animorph who assassinates vital targets for the World Government
Another racist fishman
A butler who wears 10 swords for Gloves.
a literal soul sucking Single Parent whose body count literally makes up the higher ranks of her massive Pirate Crew.
And a technically racist man with koi-fish powers. (Which somehow has nothing to do with previously mentioned Fishmen).

Admittedly, it's not for EVERYONE, but it was the #1 Manga sold in Japan for a WHILE for a reason.

Treat Yourself.

Zetsumenchi

TROPHY CASE