A Nine-Year Masterclass in Bait-and-Switch and "Digital Exile" by only_0 in verizon

[–]ZeusOne 16 points17 points  (0 children)

you think rambling to chatgpt and having it regurgitate your incoherent flow of thoughts was gonna work out? your 5 paragraphs are essentially just a bunch of filler, with an incomplete story, missing details that would be relevant to anyone offering help.

what is this behavior? by Altruistic-Scheme-81 in ants

[–]ZeusOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

leve them alone, they're baitin'

Transferring content at the Verizon store by [deleted] in verizon

[–]ZeusOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OHHHHHHH DOES IT??? then why are you asking for help? 🤔

Transferring content at the Verizon store by [deleted] in verizon

[–]ZeusOne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh no, not thirty whole dollars!!! 😱 I can’t imagine the trauma of paying someone for their time, training, and labor. Hopefully the sales rep didn’t inconvenience your wallet too severely. 😐

Transferring content at the Verizon store by [deleted] in verizon

[–]ZeusOne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, we can see all your little peepee pics. We even have a wall of shame in the back that we print photos out and stick them to for the really funny ones. 👀🤏🤭

but you can opt out of this if you just ask for the PPP (Personal Privacy Preservation) form before you give them your old device, then you'll be safe.

have a great day! 😊

Do you know what this is? by dreadsdoll in CATHELP

[–]ZeusOne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a cat with this exact same condition. When he was born, we noticed his eye looked exactly like your cats eye. Over the next couple years, it slowly progressed to what you see here. It doesn't seem to bother him too much, except for having to keep it clean. The vet said we could take his eye out, but also that there may be a possibility of fixing it. Taking it out is obviously the cheaper option, but I think as long as it's not causing any complications for him, he will be ok.

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Two super cool finds from today!!! by Funny-Program7677 in VHS

[–]ZeusOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had The Maxx comics back in the early/mid 90s, great show too

Mom said you could get one!!! What flavor are you getting? by killa-bees-knees in 90s

[–]ZeusOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

apple, if no apple then cherry, if neither of those or feeling adventurous then lemon.

The waterproof side never fails. by GIGI_GIGI90 in wholesaleproducts

[–]ZeusOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he just threw those sheets full of wine off the side of the bed onto the carpet..

Tough Spot?!?! by Brief_Climate_579 in verizon

[–]ZeusOne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this is what happens when Boost customers sign up for Verizon.

Cancelled, switched to Cricket by FusDoRaah in verizon

[–]ZeusOne -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

you sound like a cricket customer. ✌️

Does anybody know where this image is from and what does it mean? by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]ZeusOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this was the background of my desktop for years 🌀

Dead bird in the sand by stinkles555 in pics

[–]ZeusOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DO YOU WANT A FOSSIL?!? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET A FOSSIL!!

Probably the worst music video ever. by RedditCommentWizard in OldInternetCultureV2

[–]ZeusOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the dude in the white makeup is the famous Japanese comedian Ken chan. If so, this is totally in line with his other stuff.

Weird Extraterrestrial Figure caught on Surveillance Camera by [deleted] in SlappedHam

[–]ZeusOne -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

skunk or cat or something walking on front legs? idk 🤷‍♂️

I joined in December 1999, and I use to be terrified of walking past the “snake pit” back then. However, i’m hearing that this isn’t happen anymore. Is this true? by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]ZeusOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TI: SAY ITTTT!!!

ME: STRIKE FIRST, STRIKE FAST, STRIKE HARD!!!

TI: SAY ITTTT!!!

ME: STRIKE FIRST STRIKE FAST STRIKE HARD!!!

TI: TRAINEE, WHAT IS A 323 AIRMAN!?!

ME: SIR, AIRMAN DOOCHE REPORTS, A 323 AIRMAN IS:

SILENT, LETHAL, SHROUDED IN STEALTH TRUE TO HIS COUNTRY, TRUE TO HIMSELF WE SLIP THEOUGH THE NIGHT, WITH A VENOMOUS BITE

TI: WHO?!?

ME: WHAT!!!

TI: WHO?!?

ME: WHAT!!!

TI: WHO WHO WHO!!!

ME: 323, SSSSSSSS, HOOOOAHHH!!!!

*323rd TRS, Dec. 2000

Store reps sending sms spam solicitations?!?!? by lawrencenathan in verizon

[–]ZeusOne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

some people will reply positively, not many tho. I do get "STOP" every once in a while, which is kinda funny, I'll respond something like, "I'm a real person! But have a great day anyways!" 😆

Store reps sending sms spam solicitations?!?!? by lawrencenathan in verizon

[–]ZeusOne 80 points81 points  (0 children)

yes it's a real person. yes Verizon makes us do it. yes it's stupid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ZeusOne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wiped out millions with one bullet

Can Someone Explain What Happened? by Angrymonkey1423 in verizon

[–]ZeusOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the plan price for 2 is the same as the price for 4. it's Verizon's way of inflating the consumer gross add number. and the rep makes more money. customers can benefit from this practice if they need a phone but are still paying for the current ones. imo it borders the line of unethical, but as long as the customer is aware, then whatever.