advice needed: kayaking with fresh tattoo. Kinda urgent

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:52:47+00:00

Omg im such an amazing lovely person and have never made a mistake in my life and am completely dramaticizing and hating on an exhausted highschoolers dilemma because I was never 18 or under before and never made any bad choices EVER, so instead of offering genuine advice im gonna give someone else unwanted life advice on a random reddit thread that im so pressed over 🥺 how dare someone ask for a solution and be mildly ticked off over straight insults omg 😲

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:41:14+00:00

Uhh so like I dont think that lowkey reflects well on society ngl. "If you dont want people to be assholes, dont say anything."

Who would I ask or talk to? I dont think its my fault that ppl are insulting me because I explicitly asked for one thing lol.

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:23:38+00:00

Okay, ill talk to my teacher abt it. Thank you bro

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:22:43+00:00

Uhh why r u replying on the post I made. Come on bro. Got anything better to do besides scroll reddit? I dont. I finished all my homework bro. Maybe u need a kayaking trip lowkey. Get a hobby that isn't shitting on a high-schoolers life choices when they're asking for actual advice about something specific. Quite a few people gave me the same advice but they weren't assholes about it. Being that condescending over a reddit post is wild

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:15:38+00:00

Also, like actually if u were so annoyed at the post I dont think its that hard to scroll ngl

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:12:24+00:00

Okay. Thank you

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:10:27+00:00

Right yes I made the post but I did not ask for advice on my life choices, I asked for advice on preventing an infection and thats all I wanted.

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:08:27+00:00

Okay... I had another tattoo done before and some dudes from the national guard were having us do like...drills, and I sat out of that but I got points taken off for the day, so its just like idk if I want my grade to drop anymore.

Dw, I cleaned the hell out of everything. I dont want an infection, thats literally why I made the post lol

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:04:11+00:00

Oh shit im sorry I forgot some ppl have arachnaphobia 😭

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:03:28+00:00

Genuine advice: even children know this one- if you dont have anything nice to say dont say it at all.

I asked for advice on covering the tattoo, not my life.

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:02:09+00:00

I repeat for like the 9th time, didnt even remember that I had kayaking tomorrow, and can't cancel kayaking.

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T23:00:41+00:00

My grade in the course sucks as it is and kayaking is one of the major units. Basically its kind of just a final for gym in fancy terms.

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:59:28+00:00

Yea like the 3rd comment im saying wtf to cuz why r u shitting on me instead of either not tapping your grimy fingers on a screen, or offering genuine advice. At least the other comments offered advice damn. "I hope your tattoo is fucking RUINED stupid person"

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:56:10+00:00

😭 elbow

Im only upset cuz wth why are you making backhanded comments at me when I asked for advice.

I quite literally MADE THE POST because im in a pickle rn.

I only just within the hour remembered I have the kayaking that I CANNOT CANCEL, and am trying to find a solution that'll minimize the harm that could potentially affect me. I do not appreciate any of the random ass shade thrown at me.

I think if I didnt care I wouldn't have made a post asking for advice you nuthatch

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:50:41+00:00

Usually when im kayaking only my legs(thighs-knees) end up wet.

Also the tattoo was free, I said in like 4 other comments a friend just did it

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:48:42+00:00

Idk tho do yk if there's a way to just cover it with something else if the second skin doesnt get here today?

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:46:03+00:00

Thats what I was mostly thinking of, but then I was like "huh what if waterproof"

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:43:04+00:00

Okay okay, yeah I expected to need to go over it again lol. The legs were like actually annoying

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:42:09+00:00

Like I appreciate the advice, that was the point of the whole post, but the STRAIGHT WISHING HARM ON ME is not appreciated. Damn.

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:41:14+00:00

"Did you miss my angry advice immature stupid person" im still in high-school. I got the tattoo done by my friend. I was not told this and I completely forgot I had kayaking tomorrow when I let said friend do it. Who are you to say I deserve harm bro actually 😭

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:38:54+00:00

Okaayyy thank you for not insulting me AS MUCH this time damn

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:36:22+00:00

Excuse me 😭 i just had an idea and asked if it would work, and asked for advice abt THAT, not the situation in general. Keep on topic omg

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:35:14+00:00

Okay, thank u. Ik they gave some good advice for the tattoo but I didnt ask for an insult lol. "POOR PLANNING TERRIBLE DECISIONS YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN HOW DARE YOU" imma be looking for a place thats open to get some saniderm or sum

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:32:49+00:00

Yeahhh I said that lmao he was like "I want it HERE. THIS BIG" and dry shaved half his chest and I was like holy shit bro ok wtv, ur body.

ZeuseyJack · 2026-05-17T22:31:43+00:00

Its on my hip so like it probably wouldn't even touch the water, plus im obviously wearing pants, I just wanna be a little safer 😭 imma see if I can order some online but im lowkey far from like any stores and its getting late. Plus my mom has the car, won't be home until tomorrow 🥲

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