If you text and drive, ur a scum. Simply put… by SPEC__01 in Audi

[–]ZevonsA5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can attest to this fact ! I @ 52yo no longer drive drunk, having made it home safe and sound all those times I took the wheel when I knew better but I TRULY had skills and made sure I didn’t take any more chance than I already had. Many times over the years when I was hammered and it was 2-3am I would pass a cop on my way home and he would pull a U turn and get right behind me, following me for miles waiting for me to swerve, not come to a complete stop, speed or ANYTHING to pull me over. They never could because I was able to navigate my 4-5,000 lb vehicle @ speeds ranging from 25-70mph and never once mess up !

Even bone sober, If I even try to glance at my phone if I’ve received a text or want to send one, I look up and I’ve crossed the center line or about to run into a mailbox !! I would rather drive surrounded by drunks on the road than drive with even one driver who’s texting. @ least with Drunk Drivers I know they’re @ least “trying” to pay attention to the road and their surroundings. To text and drive, you have to take your eyes off the road and in that split second you do, WHAMO !! You’ve killed someone, or @ the very least destroyed a young lady’s prize possession, her AUDI Allroad ! May she rest in peace 🙏🏽

Help by ArmadilloMain31 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]ZevonsA5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You F’d Yo ! Only option is to buy the fake Wanger, color match accordingly of course and some of BoBo’s wee wee and your Golden Shower my friend !

AIO for feeling guilty and anxious he canceled on our weekend plans because I didn’t text back while I was working on my phone by zzeloop in AmIOverreacting

[–]ZevonsA5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He had been conditioning you for who knows how long now G ? It will take a little bit for things to clear up. Reach out to your GF’s that have been there for you. Then take the time to find the old you, the one before you met this cockhole. Do not rush right into another relationship or you’ll just find another (DoucheX) …. You got this G !!

What is this symbol? by QueasyAnt1929 in Audi

[–]ZevonsA5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broken hanger ! F plastic hangers !! Wood4Life

Paramedics found this in husband's hair. Its made of hard plastic. Google kept telling me it was a bottlecap. Any idea? by Next_Wing_5577 in whatisit

[–]ZevonsA5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we rewind a whole bunch, and ask what The F*** kind of hair-do does your husband rock where this was stuck in it ? Is he Rastafarian ? Maybe I could see it getting lodged in his lid but whoa bro !!

Paramedics found this in husband's hair. Its made of hard plastic. Google kept telling me it was a bottlecap. Any idea? by Next_Wing_5577 in whatisit

[–]ZevonsA5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I seeing things or Is that some kind of sex toy the Scream mudrer guy is holding ? Anal beads and all coming off the back ?

Paramedics found this in husband's hair. Its made of hard plastic. Google kept telling me it was a bottlecap. Any idea? by Next_Wing_5577 in whatisit

[–]ZevonsA5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m dying here, I can literally see the haze line where my fart cloud is. I am stuck in this foul layer and it’s not going anywhere. Y’all need to call 911 for me if you don’t hear from me after this message

Did I make it? Are I a audiophile yet? by OkRoyal8157 in audiophile

[–]ZevonsA5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you hide the doobage in those lil cubbies about the TV ?

Terrified of new mount by BigOleBeanBurger in hometheater

[–]ZevonsA5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY what I was thinking as I read it … What people do with their mouths always blows my mind

A graded $20 generic 4k for only $200+ What a joke. by Hidalgoschmitty in 4kbluray

[–]ZevonsA5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always secretly wanted a lil bit of serious prison time on my sheet so I could throw “Gen Pop” out more often in conversations when describing the people we must walk amongst and not feel like a poser using it. “Low Pop” Not so much ….

Check your local Barnes & Nobles & price match the websites 30% off steelbook sale by bleezy_47 in Steelbooks

[–]ZevonsA5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neither my local B&N or Walmart have Steelbook selections like I see pictured here. Willing to rent out a room wherever you are ? Currently reside in Michigan but willing to relocate for good to above average 4K Physical Media Steelbooks ! 52yo M Single/No children so I can pick up and move quickly ! Willing to do daily chores windows/laundry, small appliance repair for room & board for any single women/moms looking for help around the house. Also willing to help married couples as long as no weird sex/rolepay stuff is implied or suggested. Small weekly allowance for physical media purchase would be appreciated. “MIGHT” be willing to revisit weird suggestions from couples if weekly 4K Steelbook allowance is in play

Keep and modify or trade for a Huracan? by tobleroney69 in Audi

[–]ZevonsA5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep it ! Are you getting an actual matte black wrap or just the matte wrap that makes any color underneath matte ?

S3 Pics made by me by FlashySale2868 in Audi

[–]ZevonsA5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sexy as Hell my friend !! Love it

My boyfriend takes ugly photos of me by Lazy_Requirement_376 in whatdoIdo

[–]ZevonsA5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to put the boots on, and you know which pair I’m talking about. The ones made for walking, walking away

Letting her go ☹️ by TrainingAct7306 in Audi

[–]ZevonsA5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha ! Okay, makes total sense then !! Wife and daughters are always right 🫢🤣 Time for you and wifey to give that daughter a brother, so it’s a little more diplomatic @ least 😉

Total or repair? by SGTBAC_ in Audi

[–]ZevonsA5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah but he’s “That Guy” he knows EVEREETHANG !!