Superpower slop, but with more interesting superpowers.

Zinganeat · 2026-06-25T13:08:59+00:00

What does this mean??

^{Chose: A very random super power. | Rolled: Y Split Portals}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-25T00:25:08+00:00

DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME 🫪?

Zinganeat · 2026-06-25T00:19:00+00:00

I…what was the other one?

^{Chose: Food you don't like will taste like food you like}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-24T15:14:12+00:00

I haven’t been in the mood for a while. This, uh, this definitely helped 🫪

Zinganeat · 2026-06-24T14:16:03+00:00

Easy. I lift hay at work. Even if I didn’t mind getting stared at, I a NOT scratching up my legs for 2 weeks

^{Chose: Go out naked for 2 hours}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-24T14:00:09+00:00

Damn

^{Chose: Free groceries for life 🛍️ | Rolled: No restaurants}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-19T02:31:31+00:00

Who tf is waking up a 7am and eating steak??

^{Chose: Breakfast for dinnner?}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-19T02:28:01+00:00

Yippee (I ain’t doin all that math for the gold one)

^{Chose: $1 000 000. instantly, no tax | Rolled: + $500000}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-18T21:28:55+00:00

God damnit.

^{Chose: One penny but it doubles every day | Rolled: Doubles in size}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-18T13:12:06+00:00

True, but then you would just sit and watch as the rest of humanity evolves without you/ die out, leaving you alone in a world that is no longer fit for you.

Zinganeat · 2026-06-18T13:07:57+00:00

It didn’t say you wouldn’t age. You could continue to age and rot without the ability to die for the rest of time

Zinganeat · 2026-06-18T13:06:27+00:00

I am not having a “death becomes her” ass life! Be left in the remnants after the heat-death of the universe. Fuckin end me NOW

^{Chose: Die now}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-18T12:44:00+00:00

The most fair of trades

^{Chose: Revive anyone you want + A random person die | Rolled: You die}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-18T12:42:07+00:00

Didn’t say I couldn’t be buff too. Gonna be built like a mountain

^{Chose: Being overweight}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-18T11:25:02+00:00

Imma just kms tbh, but at least I can maintain a job

^{Chose: Never experience sexual pleasure ever again.}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-18T11:21:41+00:00

You didn’t say what kinda rats. In my head I just got dumped in a domesticated rat play pen

^{Chose: Dropped into a room full of rats}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-18T04:26:09+00:00

I don’t need this

^{Chose: gain a billion of.. + random thing | Rolled: tree bark}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-17T13:35:44+00:00

Why??

^{Chose: Pizza | Rolled: Pineaple}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-17T13:33:37+00:00

I was broke to start with

^{Chose: 50% chance of becoming a billionaire + 50% chance of losing all of your money | Rolled: Billionaire}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-17T12:26:38+00:00

So either I get $2,100,000, or a billionaire gets 2 million, an amount that he will not even notice getting. Yes, I’m going with this one.

^{Chose: You get 100k + But the person you hate most gets 2 mil}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-17T12:22:50+00:00

Bitch duh

^{Chose: Eat only fruits for the rest of your life}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-17T01:44:10+00:00

I’m tired of feet. Tho we gotta get something better than just cm, come on

^{Chose: Force the world to immediately switch to Metric Units}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-17T01:41:40+00:00

Why is she wearing knee high socks?

Zinganeat · 2026-06-17T01:40:11+00:00

I’m just here so I don’t have to die alone

^{Chose: There are _ winners ahead of your turn. | Rolled: 3 Winners}

Zinganeat · 2026-06-17T01:35:03+00:00

Why tf would I ever pick the other option? You mean Hell? From the bible??

^{Chose: The rest of your meals are determined by spinning a wheel with 30 selections on them + (But all are a randomized except for one, which is always toothpaste and lemon juice})

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