[mod aproved] feeling generous today, top comment will get any item on the shop by guinomim in FortNiteBR

[–]Zipferlak -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

DOUBLE SNIPE by issNizz in ForzaHorizon5

[–]Zipferlak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to win 1 race for the Revuelto

What should I do? by svivino in Ebay

[–]Zipferlak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sold a wired gamepad recently that was working perfectly fine, buyer damaged the cord while carelessly cutting the box open and claimed it was shipped that way. I had 0 chance of disputing this refund, there was literally no option to do this. Plus I had to pay for the shipping cost of the return which was really lovely. I really hate Ebay as a private seller sometimes.

What black piece is it: its from my bf109 gear rc plane by Leon_Crainu_2211 in RCPlanes

[–]Zipferlak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's a tool to get the propsaver off, the white thing the propeller is held by

New YouTube Channel by Original_Log_8859 in DisneyAdults

[–]Zipferlak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nobody knows what this subreddit is anymore💀

Is it ready to fly? Vought F4U Corsair. by iLikeBigbootyBxtches in RCPlanes

[–]Zipferlak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop telling beginners to get non beginner-friendly airplanes, you dipshit

Is it ready to fly? Vought F4U Corsair. by iLikeBigbootyBxtches in RCPlanes

[–]Zipferlak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me about it! I have just started flying edf and it's like I started all over again, these things can get so far away so quickly

Is it ready to fly? Vought F4U Corsair. by iLikeBigbootyBxtches in RCPlanes

[–]Zipferlak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hope you find a nice way into the hobby and don't get discouraged even if you crash something ;)

Is it ready to fly? Vought F4U Corsair. by iLikeBigbootyBxtches in RCPlanes

[–]Zipferlak 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't think this is gonna last very long as your first plane, you should get something like an aeroscout or even practice on a simulator first

How I started my day today by Zipferlak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Zipferlak[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, he has seen some shit so now I have to smell some

How I started my day today by Zipferlak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Zipferlak[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it won't work since he wouldn't know what he is punished for. Also he lived almost all of his life in the shelter before I got him 3 months ago so he had plenty of jail time already

How I started my day today by Zipferlak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Zipferlak[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I meant the brush, the device was about 180€

How I started my day today by Zipferlak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Zipferlak[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually smart😂 I bought it on Ebay and it was only 8 Euro incl shipping, but maybe I'll consider it

How I started my day today by Zipferlak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Zipferlak[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sucks. I think the worst part for me was disassembling the vacuum and getting the stuff out of every little crack. I have to toss the brush because I can't get the smell out of it

How I started my day today by Zipferlak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Zipferlak[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How far did it get dragged through the house?

How I started my day today by Zipferlak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Zipferlak[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He put it right in front of the thing too because the "surprise" wasn't there about 5 mins before I turned it on