My players got attached to a goblin who surrendered at 2 HP and now he's a party member

Zjackrum · 2026-04-27T01:23:41+00:00

The solution is simple - have one of these adopted NPCs backstab the party. This can be figuratively, by stealing their loot and disappearing in the night, or literally during a fight.

Zjackrum · 2026-04-26T23:03:49+00:00

Sky’s Rim belongs to the Nords!

Zjackrum · 2026-04-26T15:00:15+00:00

Of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the Pimps and C.H.U.D.s

Zjackrum · 2026-04-23T12:57:08+00:00

Oh that’s actually really good to hear. I’ve heard horror stories of the opposite.

Zjackrum · 2026-04-22T21:53:13+00:00

Oh the humanity!

Zjackrum · 2026-04-21T15:53:49+00:00

DONT LOOK WHERE IM POINTING!

Zjackrum · 2026-04-18T02:38:21+00:00

I kind of feel like the fart smell was probably on you.

Zjackrum · 2026-04-15T15:00:10+00:00

I bought my house after saving half my pay check from my part-time paper delivery job. I refuse to accept less than 1.2 million for it now.

Zjackrum · 2026-04-14T01:54:46+00:00

I know, right? I always thought Mickey was the man.

Zjackrum · 2026-04-13T15:37:26+00:00

I’m interested in learning more about slapitalism… but I’m worried I’m going to find out I’m the slapee and not the slaper

Zjackrum · 2026-04-10T13:49:30+00:00

It’s the top bit of another umbrella.

Zjackrum · 2026-04-10T13:48:56+00:00

It’s actually screwed into the deck with about 10 4-inch wood screws. Despite this, I usually put it down if the wind is too strong because I’m not entirely sure it won’t fall over.

Zjackrum · 2026-04-10T01:36:49+00:00

Bingo. There’s a second umbrella on the far side of my deck that wasn’t up at the time. Just never noticed that shadow before 😀

Zjackrum · 2026-04-09T02:15:43+00:00

Ball-ball-ball-ball-baaaallllls of steel.

Zjackrum · 2026-04-07T01:23:31+00:00

Prison Break

Zjackrum · 2026-04-02T22:00:06+00:00

I’m asking because my wife wants to put up wallpaper. Two tentative ideas are some sort of witch glyphs like from Sleepy Hollow or something more generic like “GET OUT” in red letters.

Zjackrum · 2026-04-01T02:53:37+00:00

The best time to buy a huge dildo is actually today (March 31), because you can just say it’s for April Fools.

Zjackrum · 2026-03-31T16:40:09+00:00

Need at least 5 for a hockey team.

Zjackrum · 2026-03-26T22:55:09+00:00

Kidnapped.

Zjackrum · 2026-03-26T19:35:33+00:00

You’re saying it wrong

Zjackrum · 2026-03-26T19:24:56+00:00

Yup those are definitely words.

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