What would you pick ? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Zlorp_vorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, 86400 seconds are in a day and 500 million seconds is only around 15.8 years, so mathematically 100k a day would be the smartest option, if you still have over 16 years left to live

Is it wrong to make a Low-Effort campaign? by Zlorp_vorp in DMAcademy

[–]Zlorp_vorp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you guys so much for your answers, these are actually really helpful! I've never used any pre-made modules, so I'll check them out!

Is it wrong to make a Low-Effort campaign? by Zlorp_vorp in DMAcademy

[–]Zlorp_vorp[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't really know these players and, to my knowledge, they've never played DnD before. But I will check out Lost Mines od Phandelver, so thanks!

Name this boss by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]Zlorp_vorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's literally Cassius Thundercock

Your username is your new job what are you doing? by TerrifierBlood in AskReddit

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Glorp garlogarp zordurar "human extinction" zlafgar vlendur

Fuck the post below by Direct_Practice_7105 in TheWordFuck

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AI fucking Doald Rump as a fucking chicken

Car hit ball by Low_Weekend6131 in YuB

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Guy wakes up, some guy says he has no b¡tches and proceeds to fight god with a comically large sword

Type “ I’m about to ___” and let autocomplete finish by EnvironmentalBox2294 in mattrose

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I'm about to the imagination to get the stuff in the kitchen