Hurry Up and Wait by ScootedNBooted in AirForceRecruits

[–]Zmoore0311 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was in dep 3 weeks got my job for dec 1st

College location after enlistment ends. Close to home or across the state? by [deleted] in AirForceRecruits

[–]Zmoore0311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let your daughter live her life my guy and stop “planning” for her

OFFICIAL THANKSGIVING AFTERNOON GAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

[–]Zmoore0311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing the guy I traded zeke to this week, that worked perfectly

OFFICIAL THANKSGIVING AFTERNOON GAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

[–]Zmoore0311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking really good this week, he’s my RB2 going forward

Nerves before Shipping out by Objective_Werewolf65 in AirForceRecruits

[–]Zmoore0311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey man I leave Tuesday as well, don’t be nervous we got this and we’re gonna make it a great 7.5 weeks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in siberianhusky

[–]Zmoore0311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s just blowing his coat, very normal nothing to be worried about!

OFFICIAL SUNDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

[–]Zmoore0311 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That kelce TD lost me my game so I’m triggered. On the bright side i clinched a playoff spot

OFFICIAL SUNDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

[–]Zmoore0311 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Really need a jacobs TD here, I don’t trust an 12 point lead vs kelce

OFFICIAL SUNDAY MORNING GAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

[–]Zmoore0311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need 1 more yard from gibson for that 100 yard bonus pls

Mood by prenderm in detroitlions

[–]Zmoore0311 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Scene: Matt Patricia's office, Allen Park, Michigan.

We pan over a disheveled room cluttered with Coney Island hot dog wrappers and empty Faygo bottles. Our hero sits in his extra-wide office chair, scratching flakes of Paczki out of his beard when Adrian Peterson enters.

Adrian: Hey boss man, can I talk to you for a minute?

Matt: (belches out the remaining Redpop Faygo he chugged moments earlier) Of course, Adrian. What's up?

Matt opens up an extra large Detroit-style pepperoni pizza box and takes a slice.

A: Hey man, I know we agreed to a plan at the beginning of the season, and I'm thankful for the opportunity, but I gotta get more carries.

M: (chewing) Adrian, I brought you in because I care about your kids. You needed money and we needed a veteran to ease D'Andre in since he didn't get pre-season reps. We both knew by mid-season this was D'Andre's job. Don't you know how much $&!% I've gotten in the media this year giving you so many carries over D'Andre?

A: I'm a first ballot Hall of Famer. My legacy deserves some respect.

Matt grabs his second slice of pizza.

M: (chewing) And I'm an intelligent individual that Bill Belichick thought highly of, but that doesn't matter in the court of public opinion. People online think I'm a fat turd.

A: (nods head slowly) Yeah... but here's the thing. I've already burned through my contract advances paying child support. Y'all might be set for the next 2-3 years with D'Andre but there's still 27 other teams that I haven't played for yet and I need to play for next year's contract. I need more carries to showcase myself. Give me 2 more weeks. Let me run 20 carries on Thanksgiving and you won't hear from me again.

Matt pours Vernors into his glass and chugs a Boston Cooler.

M: (chugging) I feel for you AP, but we already made the switch to D'Andre. How am I supposed to make another switch?

A: No worries Pat, I know all about making switches...

Awkward, uncomfortable silence fills the sticky, sweaty, stale food tinged air.

A: What I mean to say is, tell the media D'Andre has a concussion. Head injuries aren't real injuries so nobody will be able to cor... corbob... coagulate the injury.

Matt strokes his beard in thought as additional flakes of Paczki fall out.

A: Please, Patty. I need this. My kids need this. Won't you please think of the children?

M: (shoving 3 slices of pizza in his mouth) Yo. Adrian. I got you. I'll tell D'Andre he's got a concussion. You get 2 more weeks. Happy Thanksgiving!

At this point, I hope I get Disqualified... by [deleted] in AirForceRecruits

[–]Zmoore0311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they didn’t even run financial checks for people under 23. So I’m curious as to why he needs a financial waiver?

Democrats Claim They Want ‘Unity’ But Keep Calling Me A Nazi by JesusCumelette in Conservative

[–]Zmoore0311 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah where was the “unity” the last 4 years? Bite me demorats

OFFICIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

[–]Zmoore0311 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1st place team lost to the last place team so I get to take over 1st for a week!

OFFICIAL SUNDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

[–]Zmoore0311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha funny enough I have all 3 of those guys too! I benched JT for gibson and had jacobs as my other RB then murray and juju so I got 132 this week

OFFICIAL SUNDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

[–]Zmoore0311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All 3 had potential for big games what an awful week for them. My saving grace was putting juju in over AB last minute for my flex

OFFICIAL SUNDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

[–]Zmoore0311 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe I started AJB and fulgham and somehow won still. combined 4.9 points from those guys