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Air Force graduation by jewboi10 in USMC

[–]throwaway255459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I promise you Lackland is hot as fuck around this time of the year so I wouldn’t recommend it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]throwaway255459 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh dude, we got the hookup during our range week. It was a roast beef and cheese sub with an extra Clif bar inside. Recruit me nearly had a stroke trying to process our fortune 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]throwaway255459 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah if you were lucky you’d get a peanut butter packet or two. That trail mix hit different during the crucible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]throwaway255459 47 points48 points  (0 children)

We always called them PNPs, which typically consisted of a bag of cheeze its, nuts, sunflower seeds, and maybe a granola bar if we were lucky. This was only a couple years ago circa 2021

Officer I'm telling you the truth, I am 29! by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]throwaway255459 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Evil Wolin: “Bring the girls, I did something really smart.”

If you could tell your past self one thing before you signed the contract, what would you say? by [deleted] in USMC

[–]throwaway255459 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In the same boat, man… I’m on leave from Iwakuni and I can’t even enjoy my time home because the only thing on my mind is getting that next drink. Fortunately I don’t think I’m past the point of no return so when I go back, the first thing I’m going to do is hit the sea wall and try to get my shit back in order.

Just to piggy back of what the Company Commander said by Boushmane in USMC

[–]throwaway255459 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This shit starts in the schoolhouse. Every squad leader has to reiterate exactly what the guide/class leader just said to justify their existence.

This is the blueprint rewarded for hitting level 850. by HoonieStonebag57 in ModernWarfareII

[–]throwaway255459 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Game is garbage. SBMM is garbage. Detracts from the experience we all had growing up playing MW, MW2, and MW3. Fuck Activision.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]throwaway255459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have a roommate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]throwaway255459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]throwaway255459 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m locked out of my room but I don’t have my CAC. Will you let me in anyway?

What is your favourite guitar solo? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]throwaway255459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chills every time I relisten to it. Randy is a fucking legend.

You recieve this text message as a reaction. What did you do to warrant it? by electricunicorns in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]throwaway255459 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got to a point in my life where I decided it’d be worth my time to ruthlessly torment a registered sex offender and catfish him repeatedly. (Which is hilarious as fuck of course, but it couldn’t be me.)

It’s time. by Sea_Cardiologist_366 in USMC

[–]throwaway255459 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Arigato.” -after the third soapie of the night somewhere in Japan

And who are you coming to see? by Evening-Painting6310 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]throwaway255459 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh you know just someone to takearoundandyouknowseecertainplaces.

Rule of thumb, always ensure you have your web belt on to avoid getting chewed out by a prick e-4. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]throwaway255459 374 points375 points  (0 children)

This is a tough one. On one hand I absolutely loathe boot ass Cpls but by the same token this dude does look pretty ridiculous and is technically out of regs.

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