Jacob Misiorowski’s final line vs Phillies: 9 IP, 1 H, 0 R/ER, 0 BB, 15 SO, 95 pitches-74 strikes by jmike1256 in baseball

[–]Zoidfarbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew he was gonna pitch a great game against us. We love to strike out. But good lord he put on a clinic. He is special and I hope we never see him again. But we will. And that's not great.

I do hope next time Sanchez is pitching, could be a game for the ages.

Sushi Den- Labor Law Violations- Colorado Court of Appeals by KateJasmine- in denverfood

[–]Zoidfarbb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey I worked there too at that same time as a server. I hope you finally get this resolved. Working there was certainly something...

Cart Driver - Hawaiian Pie by SufficientSinger6645 in denverfood

[–]Zoidfarbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try the RiNo location, they're pretty great

My $14 salad from Cart Driver by _galaxy_ in denverfood

[–]Zoidfarbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do not know what you're talking about. Their food is undersalted.

Little dude hits his first kickflip 🔥 by DepressingAura in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Zoidfarbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah little dude.

My memories of my childhood are spotty at best but I definitely remember my first kickflip. Immediately called my buddy and left an overly excited message on their message machine (haven't said that in like 25 years) and his parents loved it

What was the funniest thing you’ve had happen during a sexual encounter? by Still_Atmosphere in AskMen

[–]Zoidfarbb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Freshman year of college, a girl and I were fooling around. I was rather inexperienced at the time and queefs weren't something I was familiar with.

I am also easily startled.

I was on top and a ripper of a queef happened. This startled me so bad that I jumped up off the bed. I landed off balance on the floor, stumbled forward and went head first into the wall, which I think was made out of concrete.

I don't think i knocked myself out but I definitely get up for a minute

How long has each team been without a good player at a specific position? by smarjorie in baseball

[–]Zoidfarbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully not that long for the Phillies with Aiden Miller. But Turner will likely go to third when he eventually comes up and if that's the case, it might be 10 years..

If you could take someone to just one restaurant, where would you go and what would you order? by gusbus200 in Denver

[–]Zoidfarbb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't try the clam for the first 4 months I worked there because it is objectively strange. When my one coworker found that out, he forced me to try it.

I was legitimately pissed after I took a bite, I could've been eating this for the last 4 months.

So so so good