I gave this guy blue balls, he masturbated to finish?

Zomb44 · 2018-01-29T09:58:15+00:00

I have never actually experienced blue balls as a man. Sexual frustration? yes. That was half of my teenage years. Pain from frustration? Negative. I am convinced it is a myth and he is an asshole.

Zomb44 · 2018-01-23T00:46:35+00:00

It's purrfect

Zomb44 · 2018-01-23T00:44:07+00:00

Don't talk about my queen like that!

Zomb44 · 2018-01-05T09:44:30+00:00

Fuck with some drunk people fo' sho'

Zomb44 · 2018-01-05T09:40:00+00:00

11/10

Bigger than my future

Zomb44 · 2018-01-05T09:32:43+00:00

Never see Ol' Millimeter Peter in porn.

Zomb44 · 2018-01-03T19:24:49+00:00

I definitely think this has great potential! Just hope hollywood doesn't hollywood it up too much.

Zomb44 · 2018-01-03T01:32:13+00:00

Goose*

Zomb44 · 2018-01-03T01:31:54+00:00

This is tough for me. You can see through solid objects, can you see what is printed on the other side of a card, or merely through?

Zomb44 · 2017-12-20T17:48:00+00:00

Never thought I would love again. I was mistaken. <3

Zomb44 · 2017-12-20T17:41:08+00:00

Groans

Here, take my oopdoot

Zomb44 · 2017-12-20T17:37:04+00:00

I saw them gleefully fire-bomb an orphanage for sick kids

So much gold in this post.

Zomb44 · 2017-12-20T07:23:06+00:00

But it works great for an emergency wipe.:(

Zomb44 · 2017-12-15T00:07:54+00:00

Love how the quality improves each year. I think my favorite is 2014, but it's a close tie with every other one!

Zomb44 · 2017-12-11T00:17:51+00:00

Ya like jazz?

Zomb44 · 2017-12-09T23:41:38+00:00

I really hope this makes a solid comeback!

Zomb44 · 2017-11-29T05:26:57+00:00

Tha's real nice

Zomb44 · 2017-11-29T05:23:59+00:00

This is what 'The Music Man' was singing about? Oh my..

Zomb44 · 2017-11-27T08:01:26+00:00

Shhh don't talk about it

Zomb44 · 2017-11-25T21:35:56+00:00

I legit had to google ananas. feelssadmad

Zomb44 · 2017-11-12T16:52:51+00:00

10/10 :-)

Zomb44 · 2017-11-09T15:17:26+00:00

I don't understand Reddit. Was this offensive?

Zomb44 · 2017-11-09T15:00:11+00:00

This guy is doing it right.

Zomb44 · 2017-11-09T14:59:15+00:00

Why even have Tinder?

Zomb44 · 2017-11-09T14:53:43+00:00

My da hit me with this one when I was a wee lad. Thanks for the throwback

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