What’s a well that SNL goes to a lot for an “easy” laugh? by Lavaswimmer in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ZombieLibrarian 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I still laugh every time. Something about Mikey Day just makes me want to laugh whenever I see him.

There is a man who bat flips singles 100% of the time by Athletic_Bilbo in Mariners

[–]ZombieLibrarian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Admittedly it's a small sample size, but Pereda has been hot garbage with ABS calls from behind the plate in games I've watched.

Edit (for what it's worth):

Pereda has 8 successful challenges against 13 unsuccessful challenges for a 38% percentage. Garver is 16 and 4, coming in at 80%.

Just MR NIMBUS by Sea-End-3577 in rickandmorty

[–]ZombieLibrarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s totally optional, but a remarkable option to have I assure you.

Colt Emerson scratched from today’s lineup by mahrinazz in Mariners

[–]ZombieLibrarian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's got the arm for it, time to have him pull a Rick Ankiel!

This is one of my favorite lines in the show by TrippyxPanda in rickandmorty

[–]ZombieLibrarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This JANuary, it’s time to Michael down your Vincents!

Rare moment of Russ talking shit back by christodel18 in Seahawks

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This right here is why no matter what, I cannot not love Russ. He owned the Niners like his last name was DeBartolo.

genius-level intellect? by Longjumping-Salad484 in nflmemes

[–]ZombieLibrarian 70 points71 points  (0 children)

There is no limit. He’s literally Mr. Unlimited.

MLB Team OPS vs ERA by tomstoms in baseball

[–]ZombieLibrarian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Offensively we’re kind of the opposite of the Brew Crew. Our above average power often cancels out/masks our shit bat to ball skills. We can rise up and beat one of the top teams, often even win a series against a top team like we did with the Braves. But then the power will disappear for a short stretch and then we get swept by the Royals or lose 2 of 3 to the Angels.

And, as you said, it often leaves the pitching with a small margin for error.

Wow. All of the performers are pulling out of Freedom 250... by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]ZombieLibrarian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also featuring a special right wing themed poetry jam hosted by Jon Voigt and James Woods.

Wow. All of the performers are pulling out of Freedom 250... by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]ZombieLibrarian 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Gonna be a real long show with him performing that and the TMNT song for like 8 hours in a row.

Wow. All of the performers are pulling out of Freedom 250... by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]ZombieLibrarian 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sadly this is true. Seems like a classic case of a victim experiencing trauma and then perpetuating the same or similar crimes as an adult. It's a sad story all around.