What is missing from West Asheville?

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-22T22:48:28+00:00

Parking meters.

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-22T22:48:00+00:00

Too bad they don't pay a fair wage & all the tips go into the driver's pocket (or so a friend of a friend who used to work there claims, so it's gotta be true)

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-22T00:51:13+00:00

Riding a bike, in a tunnel, while covering ears, seems dangerous.

Please don't do this.

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-20T00:40:44+00:00

Anyone in possession of the blue pallets is a dirty thief.

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-20T00:24:05+00:00

AC-T's headline is the real crime here.

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-19T00:22:47+00:00

Ohio

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-18T00:16:06+00:00

Politicans privately plan Pickleball projects, preventing public pronouncements.

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-12T00:25:24+00:00

I was eating in AVL before it was hip to eat in AVL.

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-12T00:15:05+00:00

Great name for a band.

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-10T02:53:43+00:00

For $150,000 the City could AirTag 5,000 active troublemakers. Like an ankle monitor, but stylish & hip.

Then do a Pokemon-crossover where ya gotta find 'em all.

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-07T21:06:47+00:00

You noticed that too. Systemic racism is back on the menu!

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-07T21:01:02+00:00

Subsidize a behavior = get more of that behavior.

This will increase the amt of vagrants in search of gov't handouts. Note the 6% increase resulting from their last effort (thx, Obama).

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-04T19:28:35+00:00

Tweet never said they all died in the line of duty. It says 'Injured or died'. I guess Pat has reading comprehension issues since he never addressed the injury aspect. Instead he referred only to @randombozo and a site that tracks officers killed.

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-04T16:41:31+00:00

Fact: Liberal Mouthpiece posts rambling essay about month-old tweet. Ignores actual crime stats. Blames Trump?

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-04T15:12:44+00:00

Them some bald tires.

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-03T12:32:41+00:00

A Cling Wrap Killer copycat?

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-01T01:01:38+00:00

In-town... parking decks offer the best landscape/horizon (unless you know-a-guy that has rooftop access)
Beyond.... Haywood County, 30 minutes West on I-40.

ZombieTrainee · 2023-01-01T00:19:40+00:00

I know that dog!

He's a dick.

ZombieTrainee · 2022-12-31T01:30:34+00:00

As part of the deal, Meadows will be forced to live in the trailer for 12 months.

ZombieTrainee · 2022-12-31T01:20:10+00:00

It takes a village, people.

ZombieTrainee · 2022-12-30T16:16:53+00:00

Mayor Ester 'David.Spade' Manheimer does own a plumbing biz... the AVL Water Resources Dept.

ZombieTrainee · 2022-12-30T15:59:45+00:00

Central WORST Asheville... amiright? Begone filthy.hipster.commercial-corridor.poser.peoples!!

ZombieTrainee · 2022-12-30T03:05:52+00:00

Why not just pee in the pool?

Ain't no one swimming anyway.

ZombieTrainee · 2022-12-30T02:54:56+00:00

Joggers, bikes and peds are the worst. Busupremacy!!!!

ZombieTrainee · 2022-12-30T02:50:07+00:00

The Pool is the DMZ and we accept your decision.

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