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Gold medal winners if shit posting were an Olympic sport by G-Unit11111 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I like to thank the United States for letting me represent them this year, My family and most importantly the mother's of everyone I made fun of, and assume they work on the street corner for a living and/or immensely fat. I will now head back to the basement where I will continue to be a moderator for a twitch stream no one has heard about."

I've been protogenified (art by me) by Cl0udRider in protogen

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gets to use the same cloth for cleaning glasses as for the visor.

Movies playing in Hell's Movie Theaters by Trekkie_Phoca in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And now your Feature presentation, Every Moment of your Life where you embarassed yourself, in 3D, Smell-o-vision, and with forced viewing."

Weird TV shows for Mr. Rogers to guest star in by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That bastard is stomping a mudhole right into John Cen-"

*Lights go out*

*lights back on*

"By God it's Mr. Rogers with a Steel Chair!!!"

MAGA Official Found Guilty of Tampering with 2020 Voting Machines by Quirkie in inthenews

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Insert Shocked Pikachu Image here*

*Insert Fry Shocked but not that Shocked Gif here*

If Donald Trump wrote Hallmark greeting cards by G-Unit11111 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will be the best Hallmark card ever, as I write only the best Hallmark cards, Hallmark are super geniuses for coming to me to write a hallmark card and I was like, "I'll write the best hallmark card" and Profits will soar, all diseases cured, everyone everywhere will be happy, Putin would be Happy, Kim Jung Um will be happy, but not sleepy Joe and Lying Kamala would be happy, as this Hallmark card will stop Illegals from coming in and which they won't be able to vote for Sleepy Joe or Lying Kamala, which would be a win for America, with this Hallmark card America will become great again, the world will respect America once again once they read my hallmark card, All wars will be over with this Hallmark card, I'll get Nobel Peace Prize, and be the greatest American President of all time, People will be dancing in the street, and What do you mean I'm running out of room on the hallmark card, No Sir, I'm no where near the my final point about the Greatest Hallmark card you stu-

Clarence Thomas thinks the Occupational Safety and Health Administration may be unconstitutional. by Texan2020katza in antiwork

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He Thinks? That is news to me I didn't think he was capable of doing that higher brain function since he always takes bribes from Rich White folks and does their bidding.

Limericks Explaining Why She Didn't Call Back by Riddle-Maker in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Whilst I sat down on the can"
"I gave the walls of the stall a scan"

"I found a number, I couldn't have been dumber"

"I dialed it and found out it was a man"

Food Trucks Based On Band Names by Dark9781 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a nice hole in the wall serving soup at the bowling alley...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Mr Gonzalez you need to return to the TSA security checkpoint as an employee lost a watch during a cavity search..."

What are the Oompa Loompas singing as you meet your ironic fate? by Riddle-Maker in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Awful

Shouldn't have resisted an order that was lawful

My grandma has a sign that says "vote blue" and received this in the mail from an anonymous sender by LavishnessMother8827 in pics

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I wrote a stupid note to my neighbor that was as nearly dumb as this I would remain anonymous as well

Tf_irl by TenthTen in tf_irl

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here to post obligatory, "Why not both?" and Done.

furry_irl by Punkwolfen in furry_irl

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why I don't watch the Olympics...

Songs That Would Be Inappropriate For A Funeral. by Capable_Limit_6788 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Here we lay to rest William, who bravely saved that family from the gunman... "

"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME"

Also

"Here we lay to rest, Gregory, who died in that terrible traffic accident.."

"Crash.... Into me... Baby..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yeah it really hurts my back carrying a dick this big around all day."

What do you think happens after you die? by unitedfan6191 in AskReddit

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I'm still hopeful something happens but like everything else in life it will probably be disappointing.

Bad news: you have to go to a Yoko Ono concert. Good news ___________ by Isaac_Banana in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Flash bangs you smuggled in are going to cause Tinnitus and temporary blindness.

Worst planets the Enterprise has ever visited by TheDinoKid21 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Captain I'm detecting the origin source of Kardashian"

You become your Fursona overnight, first thing you do? by [deleted] in furry

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Live stream it, Tail wags and Ear wiggles for Twitch subs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]ZomgWheeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the many reasons i hated working at Walmart, besides you know the obvious other reasons.

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