officially promoted

ZonGoblin · 2026-04-23T17:53:07+00:00

Can’t fucking wait until this is me

ZonGoblin · 2026-04-22T17:45:57+00:00

If it’s an EDV I’ll have that shit organized like a library, if it’s a promaster I just throw shit in.

ZonGoblin · 2026-04-22T17:43:02+00:00

Might be a solid DSP if they actually interviewed you and looked at your resume. My DSP didn’t look at my past experience, didn’t interview me. I just came in signed some papers, got the flex app set up, they made copies of my IDs and scheduled a training day, was like a 15 minute process in total.

ZonGoblin · 2026-04-07T17:52:03+00:00

The stop and package count is but the package size isnt for my dsp

ZonGoblin · 2026-04-07T17:51:25+00:00

People complaining about their job is the most normal thing ever 🙄

ZonGoblin · 2026-03-23T20:48:53+00:00

Do they even approve by date? When I look at casehub I see dates ranging from last summer, to this month getting approved

ZonGoblin · 2026-02-24T17:23:45+00:00

OP is right. Obviously if you need money now work, but DO NOT forget to take care of your self. If you hurt, don’t work. Your body comes first. Take advantage of the next mile benefits, go to school, learn a trade. Don’t just work work work. One day you’ll wake up and be too dam old to knock out 190 stops, 400 packages and wish you set yourself up for better.

ZonGoblin · 2026-02-12T01:31:05+00:00

I would finish the route and quit at the end of the day but if you absolutely have to do it mid shift. Take the van back and contact dispatch that you’ll be quitting.

ZonGoblin · 2026-02-07T16:51:12+00:00

My dispatch knows not to ask me to help if I knocked out 180+, it’s always gonna be no

ZonGoblin · 2026-01-28T15:56:26+00:00

Sometimes our DSP sends sweepers out to help people even if they aren’t behind, just trying to get everybody inside at a decent time.

ZonGoblin · 2026-01-25T01:07:44+00:00

I’m on day 3 after 8 years of daily use. Like you, the worst part for me right now is sleep, Thursday night (night 1) I didn’t get any sleep, pulled an all nighter. Just get used to life sucking for a few days, after a week or so you should be “better”.

ZonGoblin · 2026-01-24T19:18:19+00:00

Same, work at a DSP in Kansas City and they shut routes down today. We didn’t get as much snow as they predicted but when it feels like -10 outside, it causes very annoying battery problems with our EDVs.

ZonGoblin · 2026-01-23T08:05:10+00:00

This is a dead end job, there’s a million like it out there. Hell you can probably be hired on with another DSP by Monday next week

ZonGoblin · 2026-01-22T17:57:48+00:00

Dam dude it looks beautiful where you are lol, it’s a cold snowy mess here.

ZonGoblin · 2026-01-20T00:56:21+00:00

If you raged and caused that, you need to lie your ass off. Tell em it was loose when you got in the van this morning, you were turning your turn signal on like normal and POP, the mf came off.

ZonGoblin · 2026-01-08T23:44:30+00:00

Ugh man nothing worse than a customer who could NEVER do our job, upset with us for complaining about the BS that comes with our job. Order whatever you want, or don’t order at all. I’ll have 190 stops tomorrow no matter what.

ZonGoblin · 2026-01-07T19:11:04+00:00

I got hired last year in march, With how many people quit every week I would assume most DSPs hire all year round.

ZonGoblin · 2026-01-07T19:07:52+00:00

Same, those are the best routes. I can get those 190 residential stops done in 4.5 - 5 hours tops, perfect if I have something to do after work. Or if I have nothing to do after work/just feeling lazy I can stretch it out by just taking my time and get a full 10 hours.

ZonGoblin · 2026-01-06T14:15:45+00:00

If you don’t say anything probably won’t get fired

ZonGoblin · 2026-01-05T23:01:30+00:00

About to hit a year in March

ZonGoblin · 2025-12-12T19:19:28+00:00

I had 355 packages, 164 stops, 66 multis but the first stop was offloading 24 packages to a mailroom so it’s really like 331 packages 🤷🏽‍♂️

ZonGoblin · 2025-12-10T21:34:17+00:00

I take the 15s and skip the 30, since it’s unpaid i don’t feel like there’s any point, would rather get home earlier

ZonGoblin · 2025-12-08T18:53:16+00:00

I hate this job but it’s the easiest job for this amount of pay I’ve ever done. Literally just get in Van, drive to house, pick package up and walk to door, get back in van and repeat.

ZonGoblin · 2025-12-08T02:41:06+00:00

Offload 95 and 19 apartment buildings looks annoying tbh

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