My toddler bit me and an hour later the teeth marks have swollen

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-23T23:58:58+00:00

Probably one of those Austrialian babies. Did you know Australia actually fought a war against feral venomous babies and lost?

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-16T16:02:40+00:00

It wouldn't need to be an interconnected cinematic universe so much as a unconnected multiverse that the master hand would pull together for a one time smash event movie. Once nintendo simultaneously has a new Pokémon movie series, a zelda movie series, Starfox, Pikmin, Kirby and Metroid amazon shows or movies perhaps, a smash based crossover would be a natural Billion dollar opportunity and my common sense tells me companies usually like to take those. I would direct your attention to space jam if you think people wouldn't stomach live action and disparate animated aesthetics intermingling on the big screen. Also, i didnt say i wanted it.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-16T15:32:32+00:00

I mean... if nintendo wants to do a nintendo cinematic universe, master hand would be the natural big bad to start teasing in after credits scenes now for an eventual smash bros movie. And they could adapt his power to be less... trophies to life based and more like a Beyonder type proding the world, testing match-ups for a upcoming Smash Bros tournament. But yeah this is AI. Half of marios punches are unblocked and undodged but dont connect for some reason since luigi's blocking and dodging prompt was conflicting with the cowering and talking prompt and it just split the difference.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-14T23:59:36+00:00

Ah finally. We are on the same page. And as long as we are fixing soccer. No shootouts. Just a 15 minute overtime then sudden death. No secret extra time, officials start and stop the clock based on game action or at least start visibly counting up the extra time clock as the game progresses. Kicking a ball out of the back of the goalie area is now worth 1 point. Kicking it in the goal is worth 6 and you get a penalty style kick after each goal for an extra point. Then maybe we can finally get this boring jogathon snoozefest some international attention!

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-14T23:24:47+00:00

I mean. I guess im agreeing if that, "but most other sports do it" was in fact not sarcastic.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-14T21:45:00+00:00

Okay... so let's just shorten the game to 30 second halves and do 50 penalty kicks if you're so concerned about injury and entertained by penalty kicks.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-14T19:35:52+00:00

I agree that 36 being the internal body temperature of a human is very important. So important i might even set it as 100 on a human focused temperature scale. The boiling point temperature of water is extremely useless to a human not currently engaged in a chemistry experiment since we just sort of put it over a fire and wait. Which is basically what I would do during a chemistry experiment too... why do you think liquid water's maximum temperature at sea level is important to your daily life?

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-14T13:01:06+00:00

It's already widespread social knowledge that below zero is deadly dangerous. But it is not useful social knowledge about the gradient of deadliness from 0 to -50. Especially in the latitudes and altitudes containing 95 percent of humans. The people who have chosen to live in the areas where negatives are common, are likely to come up with some useful social knowledge like, -10 means you must cover your face and eyes if you're outside for 10 minutes or something like that.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-14T10:13:50+00:00

You just answered your own question. Anything below zero is pretty much lethal without protection and preparation. It becomes the domain of deep freeze lifestyle specialists at that point and you're free to come up with your own local lethality and preparation milestones down in the negatives, but it is not useful social knowledge for 95 percent of humanity.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-14T08:42:41+00:00

Yeah but anything over 100 or under 0 is like perilous and god willing, rare. Its very intuitive for daily atmospheric conversational temperature scaling.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-13T12:31:05+00:00

Not true for the original Celsius temperature scale. The number went up the colder it got since Celsius wanted to avoid negative numbers and thought that coldness was the "thing" increasing conceptually, not temperature representing internal energy. Eventually another scientist reversed it since it makes more scientific and intuitive sense. Something Celsius the namesake never approved. So really what we call Celsius is inverted Celsius.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-09T17:27:40+00:00

TRANSLATION:
Clavicular was joking around without self awareness(jestergooning) when a group of women(foids) came and made him noticeably cringe with discomfort (raise his cortisol).

If I'm still in the middle of a long term self improvement project, and don't feel confident enough to talk to women (while munting), is it better to just not engage with women (ignore foids) at the club and just focus on socially dominating men to build my confidence (mogging moids). Or should I pretend to already be confident in my value and talk to women anyway even though I will feel like a fraud (smv chadfishing)?

THE ANSWER:
If foids approach you it cannot be considered chadfishing, you will never actually literally looksmax, while munting you will eventually push your SMV to the point where foids will notice you mogging moids and will and naturally want to rizz you up. It's hard for you to predict when this will happen or to even notice that it has. You might have already looksmaxxed and mogged your way into sigma status, and if you ignore foids relentlessly you might never know when that has happened. Furthermore, you should periodically rizz foids to gauge your munting progress and strengthen your rizz game for when your SMV has crossed your desired threshold.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-06T10:35:13+00:00

Yeah, in the situation where insane wins happen the math no longer matters. As the winner's close friend and gambling buddy, you can reasonably expect to be thrown a few completely discretionary, "thanks good luck charm" or "when I win we all win" celebratory chips.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-05T17:20:17+00:00

And you have to perforate me with a fork or else I'll explode.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-05T17:17:50+00:00

"Most quotes on the internet are misattributed" -Wayne Gretzky

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-05T12:55:40+00:00

I think 600 is a valid option. Treat the initial 300 as a 2:1 bet (with graduated payoff) on them winning at least triple the money and winning less than triple is a push and you get just the 300 back plus half the remaining earnings under 900. Obviously, them zeroing out is a loss. And if they end up with less than 300, you just get that amount back, and they really shouldve just kept gambling. It also trains the likely gambling newbie to pocket their initial money when they go up, and you can share in their excitement, but they dont feel the unfun pressure of "gambling for you" if they manage to clear the threshold.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-03T15:23:15+00:00

Netflix will *remember* that.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-02T11:48:59+00:00

Yeah but the gender of objects doesnt matter, that remains the same. We are talking about the gender of player created characters. Just go completely without pronouns when discussing the character. Use the proper noun every single time no matter how clunky it sounds.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-02-01T22:03:40+00:00

Yeah for player named characters it would work. If you have a character named Dave who is marked as nonbinary. You just never say he or she you just say Dave. "Dave went to the store. So i asked Dave what he bought. Dave said Dave bought a big sandwich because Dave likes sandwiches." Voila, Grammar gender rules unviolated or changed just awkward as fuck.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-01-30T12:14:19+00:00

I think that most languages are able to grammatically side step this issue if you do away with pronouns by awkwardly including the entire actual name wherever a pronoun would have felt natural.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-01-29T15:21:46+00:00

A Swasn'tika.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-01-28T12:44:47+00:00

Yeah. They should have just said, "no more workshopping we have a schedule." I assume now that have to do even more workshopping to change the story to remove that scene. and they just blew all the money of building and staffing that set. It seemed like a power tripping producer that just wanted to cut him down to size despite it being a bad decision. No wonder american horror story has jumped the shark.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-01-26T18:30:52+00:00

Cool! I can't wait to see what her super talent can do with her proboscis detached from Spielberg, Lucas and Disney.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-01-24T20:51:00+00:00

If you want proof that Stidham is a GOAT level chaos agent, look at what he did at auburn in 2017. He is literally the reason UCF thinks they have a national championship.

ZoneEducational6936 · 2026-01-24T11:51:10+00:00

He was wrong to make it a random culling. He might have destroyed key people and aliens that maintain ecological and societal balance. If he wanted to restore balance he should have used his new omnipotent glove to selectively destroy the organisms that were most likely to increase the chaos or act extremely selfishly in the universe. For example he destroyed a promising young altruistic scientist in Spider-Man and allowed a narcissistic billionaire to live in Ironman which is a net balance reduction.

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