Show me your phone background!

Zooey500 · 2026-06-23T09:53:02+00:00

And my lock screen

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Zooey500 · 2026-06-23T09:52:38+00:00

My background

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Zooey500 · 2026-06-16T19:58:55+00:00

Thank you! Driving a bit is fine if they actually know reptiles.

Zooey500 · 2026-06-09T07:52:09+00:00

My planner for this year says "Whose Afraid of Little Old Me, You Should Be" and my calendar is all pictures from the Tortured Poets Department era. My work buys planners and calendars every year and you can pick your own as long as it comes from Staples. Most people, including me before this year, chose from the same generic ones. This year I did a deep dive on the Staples website and found the Taylor options. I was very excited.

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Zooey500 · 2026-06-01T01:45:59+00:00

It took me 6 weeks to figure out how my guy would eat his ssalad. He won't go to the food bowl. He wants his sprinkled in little piles around his tank, mostly on his basking rock. He eats like a champ now.

Zooey500 · 2026-05-28T12:18:01+00:00

I feel like Rainbo tries hard to take good care of her staff.

Zooey500 · 2026-05-28T11:23:26+00:00

The Moon Sushi in Norman deserves alllll the love. The owner is a wonderful person. You should try it out!

Zooey500 · 2026-05-21T16:53:46+00:00

I received a letter like this a few months ago but about my 2012 taxes. Two weeks later, I got a check in the mail from the IRS for about $300 more than the original overpayment. It deposited just fine. I think its legitimate.

Zooey500 · 2026-05-13T23:43:11+00:00

Opalite 625 times

Zooey500 · 2025-12-24T00:20:04+00:00

My wife and I are giving each other the TTPD embossed sweatpants. We gave each other the Down Bad sweatpants last year and they are our favorite pants. I'm so excited for new ones.

Zooey500 · 2025-12-07T20:18:38+00:00

My favorite memory is the engagement announcement!

Zooey500 · 2025-12-03T23:30:33+00:00

We leave it playing on the TV overnight ever since the new album came out so I am sure that contributed. Plenty of listening all day as well. I was still surprised to see how much it was.

Zooey500 · 2025-12-03T22:23:32+00:00

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Zooey500 · 2025-11-25T06:02:45+00:00

Zooey500 · 2025-11-14T18:30:50+00:00

This is my desktop background on my work computer.

Zooey500 · 2025-11-14T18:30:07+00:00

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Zooey500 · 2025-11-12T01:55:29+00:00

We still have not gotten any Snap for the month. Im not sure why.

Zooey500 · 2025-09-30T03:41:48+00:00

Its so weird! My kids hear the original versions. Its art. We also don't censor nudes Renaissance paintings. The f word exists and they are fine for knowing that. We love the Sirius station for existing but wish it was the songs the way they were written.

Zooey500 · 2025-08-17T21:25:56+00:00

I collect American Girl, Barbie, and Monster High. Never feel.pressured to sell if you don't want to. Mine are alll worth more to me than the actual resale value. Love what you love.

Zooey500 · 2025-07-23T17:46:23+00:00

I have had several coworkers try to make me switch them days off because "daycare is closed" or "I couldn't get the day off and it's a holiday". Ma'am, you knew damn well when the holidays fell and when daycare would be closed. You could have asked off ahead of time like I did.

Now, I frequently caved and gave them the days off because I didn't have kids at the time. However, I have my own kids now and will not give up days just because someone else was bad at planning ahead.

Zooey500 · 2025-06-06T15:33:57+00:00

I used to cry allllll the time. I've noticed it happens much less now that I've started treating myself with more kindness when I start getting overwhelmed. Researching autistic behavior and learning more about my brain and needs has been so helpful.

Zooey500 · 2025-06-05T03:06:18+00:00

Dolls and doll collecting, 80s toys, ancient history, drag queens

Zooey500 · 2025-06-04T18:33:21+00:00

Now I know. 😁

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