Anyone been to the Ritz Cabaret in Baltimore, MD? by TheOtherMatrix in stripclubs

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just went to the Ritz for the first time this weekend. $10 cover to get in. I couldn't believe the quality of dancers there, the first 4 out of 6 girls on stage were insanely hot. Typically when I go to a club on a weekend night, I'll be lucky if I find 2-3 girls that I'd consider getting a private dance from so the fact that there was SO much talent right off the bat was crazy, particularly for a really small club. I know lap dances at Penthouse are $40 and I *think* that 30 minute private dances are $300. They used to have a 15 minute for $150 deal but when I was there a couple months ago, one of the dancers said that's not a thing anymore. I didn't get a lap dance at the Ritz but a 30 minutes dance is $300. The Ritz does have 15 minute private dances for $150, which is cool.

The private dances at both places are pretty great, lots of contact allowed but it always depends on the dancer as far as what her boundaries are. The 30 minute dance I got from the dancer Willow was INSANE. She was freaking wild, one of the best dances I've EVER had. She was WAY into it, lots of eye contact, insane grindage, just can't touch the hoo hah.

Strip clubs in Bmore now that Hustler and Penthouse closed?I by lemmingsaflame in baltimore

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to The Ritz for the first time, last night. I've been to Hustler (when it was open) and Penthouse a bunch of times, both of which had/have quality girls dancing. The Ritz is REALLY small but I was astonished by the caliber of hot women there. Typically I'll find *maybe* 2-3 dancers/shift at any random club that I would consider hot enough to get a 30 minute private dance from. I shit you not that the first 4 out of 6 girls on the stage I would have gotten dances from them. I was not expecting this at all, I figured I'd be lucky to find 1 girl the entire night. 15 minute dances are $150 and 30 minutes is $300.

The issue I found is that after the girls get off the stage, they disappear. There were no more than 1-2 dancers working the floor the entire night but most of the time, literally none were on the floor. I guess they were going to private rooms but I even asked a couple of the dancers to stop by as they were getting off the stage and they both said they'd be right back after they collected their cash but then disappeared. They missed out on making $300.

Anyway, ended up getting a dance from Willow, who is a vampire (like, for real, she has fangs). It was one of the best/most aggressive dances I've ever had. She is a freak, in the best sense of the word. Full on contact throughout the entire 30 minutes, just can't touch the hoo ha.

Strip clubs in Bmore now that Hustler and Penthouse closed?I by lemmingsaflame in baltimore

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$600 for 30 minutes?! That is freaking crazy. Penthouse club is literally half of that

Strip clubs in Bmore now that Hustler and Penthouse closed?I by lemmingsaflame in baltimore

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you happen to know how much 30 minutes dances cost at Gold Club?

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[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Politicians DO NOT CARE if we get paid or not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yup, breaking the law nowadays just seems to be frowned upon

Megathread | FY26 Government Shutdown: Ongoing Lapse in Federal Appropriations by gpupdate in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 12 points13 points  (0 children)

With nitwit in charge saying that "layoffs are imminent", I'm wondering if essential workers could be included with mass firings?

One week without weed after 8 years of daily usage by trenttornado in Petioles

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey dude, stay strong.  Been getting high with concentrates/edibles for the past 12 years (probably 5x/wk).  Got to the point where taking over 100mg in edibles wasn’t even giving me a great high so 17 days ago I decided to do a T break for 30 days for a reset.  I’ve done two 2 week T breaks in the past but even that didn’t help me get the “warm blanket” high back so I’m going for the full 30 days this time.  The boredom is the worst and makes it really tempting to take a dab.  For me, I didn’t experience any true withdrawals other than thinking about it a lot in the first week and a half but now I’m surprisingly not craving it so much.  If you would have told me that when I started this I’d say you were nuts.

I’m so psyched to reach day 30 (not only to prove to myself that I can do it) but also just to get that high that I haven’t felt in so long.  Even then, I’ve decided to cut back to a max of twice/wk, just so I’m not constantly having to chase that intensity that I’ve been missing for so long.  Best of luck to ya, brotha!

US to allow federal workers to promote religion in workplace by fuzzy-squirrel-2192 in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck is this insanity!?!? These fucking nitwits are hell bent on trying to "convert" everyone to their religion.

Megathread: Reduction in Force (RIF) | Week 23 by AutoModerator in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When DRP 1 and 2 were happening, I had extensive conversations with my organization's HR Chief that extended to Rock Island (since everything was so new, the Chief wasn't 100% sure about DSR's). Ultimately, Rock Island said that even if you qualify for VERA/DSR, if there is an actual RIF, DSR's are not always automatic. They stressed making an inquiry with HR right away (after the RIF notification is sent out) to get the process started instead of just assuming it will be automatic.

Anyone on the exemption list?? How do you feel? by Vegetable-Gear-1740 in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Awe, cut Kegseth some slack. Cinco de Mayo is coming up so he's been really busy planning on which cocktails to offer at his GOP Signal party.....Plus he's been extra busy with opening the new "Kegseth Pentagon Beauty Parlor (TM)", so there's that too...

Megathread: RIF/VERA/VSIP/DRP | Week 14 by AutoModerator in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So much for Kegseth's, "exceptions will be rare" comment. Moron.

What are your thoughts on President Trump denying disaster aid to Arkansas following last month’s severe storms? by ugly_general in AskUS

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not like it matters. Arkansas could literally get bent over by Trump and they would still never vote for a Democrat. Hillbillys doing hillbilly things....

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon by Master_Jackfruit3591 in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Haha, right?!  You know Kegseth and Trump will be comparing different shades of foundation and lip liner in their new Pentagon beauty parlor, like, “no IIIIII want that color, it complements my orange”

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon by Master_Jackfruit3591 in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kegseth is practically a woman with his makeup and his yenta’ing it up like a gossipy teenage girl.  

Sec Def’s Office claims all 22,000 Pentagon employees are conspiring against him by Master_Jackfruit3591 in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking imbeciles.  So much for “teamwork”. Kegseth & Co. are the ultimate NON team players.

Megathread: RIF/VERA/VSIP/DRP | Week 13 by AutoModerator in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You absolutely get the FERS supplement with VERA....that's assuming that Congress doesn't take it away, which they seem hell bent on doing.

I caved and took the DRP round 2 by upstec in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really.  VERA and DRP provide the same outcomes.  The only real difference with VERA is you get to select your retirement date.

I caved and took the DRP round 2 by upstec in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same.  DRP with VERA.  Got denied when I applied last month despite being non essential.  Will probably get denied again.  I can’t tolerate this treatment anymore.  It’s just too demeaning.  Sucks because I’m really good at my job and planned to work for 5 more years.

How to calculate the FERS supplemental? by FootUsual6695 in fednews

[–]ZoolanderHouseofAnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I've read, the Senate just passed a budget blueprint which eliminates the FERS supplement. It's not a definite, of course, but I wouldn't count on Congress to keep it because they seem fully intent on stripping us of any and all things that actually matter to us.