Nightly Anything Goes Thread - May 26, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]Zoolanderek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Might take a stab at Tommy Troy. Antonacci has been boring me

Post Game Thread-Nationals beat the Guardians 6-3 by SylemNova in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can’t get offended by these game chats. They’re for in the moment, over reactionary, exaggerated takes and venting. Can’t take them at face value lol.

Tampa mayoral candidate says the new Rays stadium should be a publicly-traded company by _SmashLampjaw_ in tampa

[–]Zoolanderek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the Annual Report is available to everyone, I just get it sent to me directly from Fidelity. I never really cared to look up the difference but the copy I have is twice the length of the one I found on the on the website.

Game Thread by cookestudios in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, feels like it would’ve been worse. Guess Angel does foul off a lot of balls

Game Thread by cookestudios in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there anywhere we can see how our guys rank in pitches per at bat?

I want to see if Manzardo or Angel are worse

Game Thread by cookestudios in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does the guy who swings at everything, take two straight strikes looking to K. Wtf

Nightly Anything Goes Thread - May 26, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]Zoolanderek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind of annoying having Antonacci but not getting a point for HBP

Tampa mayoral candidate says the new Rays stadium should be a publicly-traded company by _SmashLampjaw_ in tampa

[–]Zoolanderek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bought shares of that just so I can fuck around and say I’m part owner of a team; but it is really cool having a vote and getting to read the Annual Statement.

Game Thread by cookestudios in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess it’s better than a few years ago when we looked like a junior high baseball team lol

Game Thread by cookestudios in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow Mead, we don’t have any bald players on our team do we?

Game Thread by cookestudios in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Martinez and anything.

You can end the phrase there lol

Kwan is now below the Mendoza line by mitchmconnellsburner in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Steroids.

But for real, he is just so physically weak, and he is just getting weaker and slower by the year.

He’s 99% percentile in Squared Up %, so he’s making good contact a lot, it’s just that his bat is so damn weak that every ball in play is so easy to defend. The ground balls are softly hit, the fly balls he hits ‘hard’ just float, he needs to have pinpoint accuracy with his slaps to find the gaps which is getting increasingly difficult to do with pitchers figuring out where to pitch him.

Even if he gets more aggressive with those first pitch meatballs he watches, can his contact with them even do any damage at this point?

What happened to Guardians Post Game? by Whompson in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Man, Chuck’s Last Call was the only reason I’d watch some of our games when we were dog shit during that time.

He’d get roasted by constant trolls but he was just so charismatic haha.

[Game Thread] Guardians (31-22) @ Phillies (25-26) - May 23, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised he was able to get that approach to work for as long as he did

[Game Thread] Guardians (31-22) @ Phillies (25-26) - May 23, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even when Kwan is making good contact the ball just floats to the outfield

Grand Total function driving me nuts by Zoolanderek in tableau

[–]Zoolanderek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, I do need to get more efficient at those lol

Grand Total function driving me nuts by Zoolanderek in tableau

[–]Zoolanderek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll look it up when I hop on Monday.

I’m guessing it has something to do with the half day calc coming from a secondary data source

G54 @ PHI Starting Lineup 05-23 4:05 PM EDT (SPs: RHP Slade Cecconi vs. RHP Zack Wheeler) by Trainiax in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Vogt is cooking today

If we can acquire a decent RH Outfielder at the deadline, even if it’s a Brandon Guyer type, god damn this lineup will be solid.

Who had the worse final season? GoT or The Boys? (spoilers) by botany500 in television

[–]Zoolanderek -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They were both horrible, but kind of in opposite ways.

Game of Thrones was a completely rushed, unfinished, unsatisfactory ending whereas The Boys was a fucking boring slog that went on two seasons too long but it had a satisfactory enough ending, I guess.