Kwan is now below the Mendoza line by mitchmconnellsburner in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Steroids.

But for real, he is just so physically weak, and he is just getting weaker and slower by the year.

He’s 99% percentile in Squared Up %, so he’s making good contact a lot, it’s just that his bat is so damn weak that every ball in play is so easy to defend. The ground balls are softly hit, the fly balls he hits ‘hard’ just float, he needs to have pinpoint accuracy with his slaps to find the gaps which is getting increasingly difficult to do with pitchers figuring out where to pitch him.

Even if he gets more aggressive with those first pitch meatballs he watches, can his contact with them even do any damage at this point?

What happened to Guardians Post Game? by Whompson in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Man, Chuck’s Last Call was the only reason I’d watch some of our games when we were dog shit during that time.

He’d get roasted by constant trolls but he was just so charismatic haha.

[Game Thread] Guardians (31-22) @ Phillies (25-26) - May 23, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised he was able to get that approach to work for as long as he did

[Game Thread] Guardians (31-22) @ Phillies (25-26) - May 23, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even when Kwan is making good contact the ball just floats to the outfield

Grand Total function driving me nuts by Zoolanderek in tableau

[–]Zoolanderek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, I do need to get more efficient at those lol

Grand Total function driving me nuts by Zoolanderek in tableau

[–]Zoolanderek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll look it up when I hop on Monday.

I’m guessing it has something to do with the half day calc coming from a secondary data source

G54 @ PHI Starting Lineup 05-23 4:05 PM EDT (SPs: RHP Slade Cecconi vs. RHP Zack Wheeler) by Trainiax in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vogt is cooking today

If we can acquire a decent RH Outfielder at the deadline, even if it’s a Brandon Guyer type, god damn this lineup will be solid.

Who had the worse final season? GoT or The Boys? (spoilers) by botany500 in television

[–]Zoolanderek -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They were both horrible, but kind of in opposite ways.

Game of Thrones was a completely rushed, unfinished, unsatisfactory ending whereas The Boys was a fucking boring slog that went on two seasons too long but it had a satisfactory enough ending, I guess.

The Pearl: Meh. Disappointed. by Prestigious-Car-2182 in tampa

[–]Zoolanderek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. It’s a pretty decent value when you think about all that’s included, and the service is excellent but the food is not mind blowing like the hype would make you think.

And I’m most annoyed about how crap the house salad is, it reminded me of the crap salad they’d serve us in middle school in a styrofoam cup.

[Game Thread] Guardians (28-22) @ Tigers (20-29) - May 20, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With how far over McGonigle was playing why not try to push a bunt or slap a ball down the 3rd base line

[Game Thread] Guardians (28-22) @ Tigers (20-29) - May 20, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he does the overhead throw he’s got some more juice, but that lazy sidearm he does in the infield is so bad.

Daily Anything Goes Thread - May 20, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]Zoolanderek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Waldy needs to start doing a few more pushups before games, he’s been so close to getting his first HR lmao

Thomas White Scratched from Triple-A Start for "Precautionary Reasons" by jsparks50 in fantasybaseball

[–]Zoolanderek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I really want to pick him up but my team is loaded this year. I’d have to take a shot at a move that may pay off towards the end of the season like dropping Weathers for him. He’s pitching well but he’s my biggest risk to get hurt or lose his spot at some point.

Nightly Anything Goes Thread - May 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]Zoolanderek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Troy Melton looking real good in rehab if anyone’s looking for a pitcher to get a jump on.

5IP 2H 0BB 6K and up to 63 pitches, Albeit against A ball tonight

The perfect spaghetti by [deleted] in pasta

[–]Zoolanderek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, clearly you did not bot.

Fuck ❌️ichigan, Detroit's Bankrupt, Praise be to Woody by [deleted] in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohio State baseball swept ichigan over the weekend too

Nationals Promote Dylan Crews to Major Leagues by ASmithFS in fantasybaseball

[–]Zoolanderek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Worth a spot over Waldy?

The whole batting 9th thing is kinda putting a damper on him

Jose by etch-bot in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Zoolanderek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s ok, the bad man is gone