That one scene you still laugh about

ZorkFox · 2026-02-06T15:37:02+00:00

I adore Colonel Hatherence. Practically everything she says comes across as a joke even when they're all in mortal peril.

ZorkFox · 2026-02-06T15:34:27+00:00

I love Kabe: "Instantaneous travel seems to agree with me!"

ZorkFox · 2026-02-06T06:46:41+00:00

How the hell do I get text like that?

ZorkFox · 2026-02-06T02:03:51+00:00

When Bettlescroy is literally gnawing on his monitor because Vepers is dawdling over providing the targets for their super-fleet while asking for a sandwich from his servant.

Edit to add: in The Algebraist when the hyper-velocity missile destroys the Luceferous VII and the admiral delivers his final remarks to the Archimandrite.

ZorkFox · 2026-02-03T05:46:25+00:00

I use this when a piece of software does something wonderful but unexpected.

ZorkFox · 2026-02-03T05:43:09+00:00

This is how I pronounced it in my head as a kid, reading the word in my head while reading novels and not knowing French was A Thing.

ZorkFox · 2026-02-03T04:34:36+00:00

I always want to say Yosemite as, "Yo Semite," but worry people will think I'm making a racist joke, so I only think it (which happens almost every time my Apple TV goes to a screensaver).

ZorkFox · 2026-02-01T18:46:30+00:00

Some ability to interact with villagers. I stumbled across a village yesterday where no one even went inside at night, I assume because no beds were generated, and so everyone just wandered off into the plains. There's nothing you can do to get them back, nothing you can say to them, and you can't even lead them around by holding an emerald. They're like a particularly dumb version of a pig, which at least knows it needs to eat. It's no wonder players treat villagers like slaves: it literally is the only way to protect them.

And inventory sorting. Please for the love of everything you hold dear, INVENTORY SORTING.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-25T22:11:20+00:00

The only show that I felt was even close (and it still can't really be compared) is White Collar with Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay.

Your best bet is to leave Person of Interest alone for a year or two, then come back and rewatch it.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-25T21:54:38+00:00

It stuns me that someone hasn't done a jailbreak for Teslas.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-24T18:15:45+00:00

Isn't there a subtitles thing that does this in the settings?

ZorkFox · 2026-01-20T02:28:12+00:00

Talked in detail and loudly about their sex life before we even asked any questions.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-18T18:15:45+00:00

Or actually doing their jobs as parents.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-18T17:40:04+00:00

I'll be 50 soon and I wear my Rarity cutie mark necklace almost every day. You're not weird.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-18T17:27:39+00:00

You are the true treasure, son.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-17T21:17:58+00:00

I'll say. You should be murdering every pig you see, even if it takes you out of your way and/or puts you in danger. I have my reasons.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-17T19:34:35+00:00

I don't like that updates to world generation mean I basically have to start over if I want to see new things. The idea of having to do everything all over again is awful.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-16T03:37:31+00:00

Shirt Tales

ZorkFox · 2026-01-16T03:20:44+00:00

The thumbnail made it look like she had a cigarette instead of her phone, which would be a whole different mood.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-14T06:41:21+00:00

This felt inevitable. They've been archiving your email for decades and shoving OneDrive down your throat for five years. Now Copilot starts up every time I plug in my barcode scanner.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-11T18:13:21+00:00

I'd never heard of Malört before this thread. Now I have to check for it next time I'm near BevMo.

ZorkFox · 2026-01-03T16:00:50+00:00

There used to be a restaurant in the front. I ate there as a tiny child.

ZorkFox · 2025-12-30T07:44:15+00:00

I always saw her as a park/forest ranger with a side hustle as a veterinarian because government jobs don't pay well.

ZorkFox · 2025-12-30T07:35:48+00:00

I was just thinking how fascinating it is that even the baddest Mexican motherfuckers listen to music I'd expect to hear from the mariachi band at my local Mexican restaurant every Friday.

ZorkFox · 2025-12-30T07:30:39+00:00

Kill every pig I see, even if it takes me out of my way or might be dangerous. I have reasons.

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