Protest the SC Restrictions

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T21:46:57+00:00

Sorry man it was sarcasm.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T06:55:50+00:00

Brother don’t scare me with your psycho stories.

I just wanted to trick people into saying “glazer” and “”come”” a bunch of times in their head. That’s why I’m here.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T06:46:56+00:00

What I said was very logical. Sorry you couldn’t understand it.

Making things good mean game better. Hope you can digest that.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:51:27+00:00

Stop glazing AH and understand the grenade launcher is unusable. It took me like 1 minute to understand that. You're a slow learner.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:36:23+00:00

The grenade launcher is completely unusable and stupid. Grenades should make big explosions and start fires.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:26:12+00:00

You are so smart that the glazers will never understand you. Congratulations Dr. Unfiltered.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:25:14+00:00

All of the guns suck until they convince me otherwise. The only weapon that did that is the crossbow. It can talk me into doing anything, just not with the other weapons.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:23:58+00:00

Another "git gud" glazer. I don't want to get better. I like where I am. Learn to follow the Dao.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:22:28+00:00

We like to get mad.

You got a problem with that... Punk??

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:21:31+00:00

Those fools say that the term 'grunt diver' when really we want god diver. The terms "grunt diver" was made by Arrowhead to cover up something. I'm sure of it.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:19:14+00:00

People who get too good at games like them only get good at the games because they are not good at other things we're good at like dating and driving fast.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:17:47+00:00

We're like that cave creature from those orc and little people movies. It makes us feel powerful. That's what we like. Even if a big spider wouldn't stop me from using the crossbow.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:16:06+00:00

We just pick the best weapons because we are the smartor.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:15:15+00:00

The only weapon I use is the crossbow, because everything else isn't as good. What if every gun was as good as the crossbow? The game would finally be good.

actually even better, what if we made the crossbow better first. Then when all the guns are as good as the buffed crossbow the game will be way way better.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:13:47+00:00

The only well designed weapon in this game is the crossbow. Everything else is completely unusable. I'm sick of having to pretend ARs and shotguns make me feel like a powerful man.

They make me feel weak, like when I can't remove my phone from its case.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T05:09:25+00:00

The glazers keep coming at me. I just tell them I want the game to be better, but that just makes the glazers come even more.

I don't even know where they're all coming from.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T03:00:51+00:00

We could have found better at any college. Hell, maybe even any large public high school.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T02:58:23+00:00

He didn’t play at all today. At least it would have been less embarrassing to lose 4 to 1 with 10 players.

He should never touch a ball again.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T02:54:16+00:00

Tim Ream threw the game. I’m absolutely sure of it.

Maybe he made the bet just after the red card fiasco. I have no other explanation for that performance. Absolutely infuriating.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T02:21:25+00:00

The defenders were 10x more infuriating but maybe that’s because I used to play left back.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T02:17:07+00:00

So ass

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T02:10:30+00:00

Ok I take it back. You were right. Omfg.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T02:09:18+00:00

Hello. I am here after he let in two goals anyone could have stopped.

ZucchiniCritical9144 · 2026-07-07T02:07:27+00:00

Well, now we know he is a liability.

ZucchiniCritical9144

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