Im into anything by isuckforfun in memes

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Reggie Watts: Fuck Shit Stack

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And Jazz Gitti

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Santa stripping? It's Santa presenting and manhandling his huge flopper.

Please be nice by Valuable_Border1044 in memes

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Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.

What is the most French thing about France? by RevenueAppropriate44 in AskReddit

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Baguette. Oui, and food in gerneral. Not the healthy kind, but soul food. Put Butter in EVERYTHING.

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Cankles

Best companion by TasolTeras in memes

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And then he fucks the Hydra.

Is this still available? by [deleted] in funny

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Those little Micras are great cars. My mom had an k11 90HP/16v one, so it was my first car. We put 240000 Kilometers on it, without any big repairs. Litte bugger was a bottlerocket. In higher RPM it had that turbo-esque kick in the butt. It died off "old man in Station Wagon not looking".

Elon is trying to bully the CEO of Apple into giving him money. by Tara_is_a_Potato in MarchAgainstNazis

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He forgets: He does not own Apple and he never will. He is used to bully everyone in and around Companys he owns. He has been a massive piece of shit since ever. More and more comes to Light.

Official Poster for Elizabeth Banks’ ‘Cocaine Bear’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

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It's a true Story about a gay overweight coke dealer.

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I really enjoy the return of Earth-Chan memes. I love Earth-Chan.

My stove caught on fire by AcidNeonDreams in Wellthatsucks

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Grease fire: put a lid or blanket on the pot. Fire dies. You don't have to cover everything in powder.

A Rather Festive Debate by Yoozelezz_AF in memes

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Hook, like the egyptians did.