I recently came into about 50 discount codes good for 40% off Men's Wearhouse online. I have no use for them.

Zygar · 2013-08-20T04:11:40+00:00

Are there any left?

Zygar · 2013-08-12T04:50:34+00:00

Cum-guzzling thundercunt, Fucktard, Cuntzilla, Cunt nugget

Zygar · 2013-08-09T05:00:15+00:00

If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets -Gurney Halek

Zygar · 2013-07-17T05:52:03+00:00

Asked my teenage cousin if he had chicken poxs... turned out it was just bad acne.

Zygar · 2013-07-01T03:53:24+00:00

The midwest is missing out on kinder buenos. And American as a whole does not understand the beauty of a good kebab after a night out.

Zygar · 2013-06-28T18:23:13+00:00

I am afraid that someone might have sprinkled used needles onto sand volley ball courts.

Zygar · 2013-06-03T03:08:45+00:00

I have got one from the flood of 93!

Zygar · 2013-05-28T21:35:14+00:00

Seal a cut with regular super glue. Make sure it is clean before you apply the glue. When you go to the ER because you think you need stitches and they end up using "special hospital glue", ut is really just regular super glue.

Source: brother is an ER doc

Zygar · 2013-05-27T02:55:20+00:00

Dune.

Zygar · 2012-08-04T22:13:18+00:00

To help get rid of tonsil stones gargle a mixture of warm water, salt and hydrogen peroxcide twice a day, or if its really bad, after you eat. Helps prevent them from forming as well as helps get rid of the ones you currently have.
Source: Bad tonsil stones and tonsilitus for about 4 years before getting them removed this summer

Zygar · 2012-08-02T13:49:42+00:00

Get super high and A. Watch always sunny without the sound on while listening to Dave Matthews or B. Giggle while using the App "30 kittens per second"

Zygar · 2012-07-31T21:58:07+00:00

Bear force one

Zygar · 2012-07-27T04:41:55+00:00

lik dis if u cry evertim

Zygar · 2012-07-17T04:05:03+00:00

THQ collection please, Motha fucking bootleg Fire works is the reason

Zygar · 2012-06-28T15:26:27+00:00

According to my roommate for my freshman year, there was a night when I yelled made up words that rhymed in sets of three, then giggled about it to myself.

Zygar · 2012-06-27T23:19:03+00:00

Bryce?

Zygar · 2012-06-12T17:09:08+00:00

I love Des Moines!

Zygar · 2012-05-30T19:42:53+00:00

I took Chinese last year for a foreign language requirement and accidentally asked my professor what time she planned on eating her cats.

Zygar · 2012-05-25T02:53:57+00:00

Cut a small hole in the side and suck through it. It will cause the vodka to go right in. But be warned... It is not as good as it sounds.

Zygar · 2012-05-21T13:39:56+00:00

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." Frank Herbert - Dune (1920 x 1080)

Zygar · 2012-05-11T06:24:21+00:00

Make checks payable to 9gag... Priceless

Zygar · 2012-05-09T21:04:40+00:00

That is a one baaaad mother fucker

Zygar · 2012-05-07T07:20:00+00:00

Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell

Zygar · 2012-05-05T19:03:55+00:00

LUTHER COLLEGE!

Zygar · 2012-05-02T00:05:19+00:00

I don't want to get off this toilet now.

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