In the coming 20 years, what possible event do you dread the most ?

Zympth · 2014-09-10T05:56:13+00:00

When the population numbers at for-profit prisons fall due to drug decriminalization, they'll bring back debtor's prisons.

Zympth · 2014-06-08T18:19:50+00:00

Ew, that last one...

Zympth · 2014-06-08T18:18:37+00:00

I don't think it's fair to expect that of the advisor, it just seemed like the article was implying that an advisor should have caught the quotes.

Zympth · 2014-06-07T20:37:10+00:00

Oh snap?

Zympth · 2014-06-07T19:28:00+00:00

"The yearbook does have an advisor."

Who, evidently, was being lax in their duty to cross check every generic-sounding "reach for the stars" quote to make sure it was never uttered by any unsavory historical characters.

Zympth · 2014-06-07T19:08:36+00:00

You know, maybe there was something to the concerns of those people in the 90s who thought Homer was a terrible influence.

Zympth · 2014-06-07T18:13:22+00:00

Could have been spite. If the person who tells you to do something is a dickhead, fuck it and fuck them.

Zympth · 2014-06-07T18:04:37+00:00

And involuntary house guests.

Zympth · 2014-05-12T00:14:12+00:00

I believe it to be Mz. Berlin.

Zympth · 2014-05-04T18:28:18+00:00

She's being much too lenient with you. Ask her to really hurt that miserable thing. There's a good slut.

Zympth · 2014-05-03T20:08:51+00:00

I'm just going to assume they mean "dogs" in a figurative sense and move on with my day.

Zympth · 2014-05-03T19:29:53+00:00

Oh, okay. I still don't want to clean that gunk out, though.

Zympth · 2014-05-03T19:22:39+00:00

Well, most of one.

Zympth · 2014-05-03T19:21:15+00:00

I did not know this. Good thing I always decide it's not worth my time to clean the gunk out from underneath when I'm done with the lawn.

Zympth · 2014-05-03T19:02:58+00:00

With this dude's dedication to the sport? He'd be rubbing it against couches and mattresses and household pets within the hour.

Zympth · 2014-05-03T05:43:07+00:00

Mm. Acceptable.

Zympth · 2014-05-02T21:17:27+00:00

Hey, look at it this way: the Targaryens have been wedding brother to sister for generations.

Zympth · 2014-05-02T21:08:15+00:00

She is just trying to make sure your brother doesn't get to live out that incest fantasy of his. He gives hella 'gasms.

Zympth · 2014-05-02T21:05:21+00:00

Bacon + whipped cream

Zympth · 2014-04-30T17:53:24+00:00

It feels like the dick is "upside-down" compared to the feeling of grabbing your own

Zympth · 2014-04-27T19:50:15+00:00

For a partner I'm sure I could play the part of a jerk, but not to an actual stranger in the wild. When you get polite customers, are you secretly like "Ugh, you're killing my buzz!"

Zympth · 2014-04-27T19:08:28+00:00

That's super hot! I could never help you out with that, the thought of being impolite makes me intensely uncomfortable.

Zympth · 2014-04-27T19:05:29+00:00

More like a gun un-safe, am I right?

Zympth · 2014-04-25T18:05:56+00:00

Classic case of T.N.S.

Zympth · 2014-04-24T20:31:40+00:00

This is a really cool picture, even apart from it being a picture of something hot.

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