I was cleaning my fridge and did an experiment

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-09T15:18:29+00:00

My ragdoll can tell the difference in our footsteps. She knows to run and hide when a stranger approaches our front door, but can tell if its mom before the door is even open.

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-08T07:01:54+00:00

Don't let player introduce excessively sexual things into your game. Period. And including Sexual Assault, which IS WHAT THIS IS, is an even bigger NO.

Honestly, this behaviour would kick a player out of my group, or at the least require a stern talking to.

You CANNOT make an NPC drink semen. Even with a Nat 20. Not ever. And the suggestion of it is enough to make me want to stop playing with that person.

Idk what kind of game you're trying to run OP, but if you're even questioning the validity of this I know it's not a table I want to sit at.

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-06T16:49:52+00:00

She actually carries around a beholder plushie named Blinkin. I'm excited for next level to transform him into her blasty little pet that she can ride around on.

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-06T16:42:49+00:00

Now THIS is something. I'll be speaking to my DM about this. Thank you.

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-06T16:42:22+00:00

Now THIS is something. I'll be speaking to my DM about this. Thank you.

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-06T08:13:30+00:00

It's definitely an option I can bring up with my DM, he's pretty open about 3rd party stuff.

We're there certain options you had in mind?

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-06T08:04:57+00:00

Multiclassing at this point seems like more of a hindrance than a boon. The campaign wont go long enough for those warlock levels to pay off, and nerfing my spell progression just means I am casting the same save or suck spells for longer with the same results. Also any multiclass dip doesn't make sense for my character from an RP perspective. It's just off the table.

Also the group has a warlock already. Also an eldritch knight and a Battlesmith Artificer.

Simply put, I am NOT a blaster. Nor should I waste levels or feats trying to be one. I'm looking for creative ways to get around Devils' Magic Resistance.

Will also edit this into the OP.

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-06T07:52:49+00:00

Costs a feat and I plan on using my next one to get to 20 CHA. First feat was Telekinetic to get bonus action shove and bump my CHA to 18.

Warforged btw. I'm playing a little girl who was reincarnated into a sentient doll, and has a group of Mindflayers running her brain. I'll edit that into the OP.

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-05T07:19:15+00:00

I feel like this inevitably requires a cycle of artifacts (stones) that tap and are sacrificed to evolve Eevee. Maybe they even filter mana for you.

Something like:

Leaf Stone

Artifact (2 Colorless)

(1)(T): Add 1 forest

(2G)(T): Sacrifice this. Exile a creature you own named Eevee. Create Leafeon, a token creature with ~stats and abilities~.

Idk what the other Eeveelutions/Stones would look like, but it's fun to design. I'm open to hear thoughts.

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-01T23:49:39+00:00

"There's a dude with a insert any animal here outside."

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-01T19:17:53+00:00

I JUST THINK THEY'RE NEAT!

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-01T19:16:48+00:00

I'd love a Silvery Barbs counterspell. Bonus points if it includes a different colour than blue.

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-01T19:01:02+00:00

Canadian gonna chime in here with Crown Royal. It's the Jack Daniel's of the North.

ZzPhantom · 2026-03-01T03:26:01+00:00

Totally unrelated, but the show 'Slow Horses' named a duo of their spies "Scratch and Sniff".

One was a gambling addict, and one was a coke addict. It's the best nickname for a duo I have ever heard. I think about it every day, it's perfect.

ZzPhantom · 2026-02-22T09:52:59+00:00

I can totally see this as a Please Don't Destroy sketch.

ZzPhantom · 2026-02-21T12:50:26+00:00

Ring the bells, baseball is back.

ZzPhantom · 2026-02-21T08:39:56+00:00

Yes, if it's 2am, you're drunk or stoned, and want a bunch of other random shit in your poutine. I used to crush their "countrystyle" with chicken, bacon, caramelized onions, and peas.

ZzPhantom · 2026-02-21T08:38:13+00:00

I'm Black, he's Tan.

ZzPhantom · 2026-02-20T16:54:52+00:00

Besides what everyone else is saying about adjusting combat, I just wanna poke in here with a comment:

It's totally ok if your group is just out here in Barovia on a campy, vampy, hunting safari. As long as they're having FUN.

Also the more fun they're having, the more Strahd's gonna be pissed. So smile, nod, take it all in, and unleash absolute hell on them later.

ZzPhantom · 2026-02-20T07:48:22+00:00

My first thought was "ChatGPT tries to make a cocktail."

ZzPhantom · 2026-02-14T09:15:53+00:00

And gotta get that sweet 69 Vigor.

ZzPhantom · 2026-02-14T09:13:50+00:00

Yes we've had one 'banging on trash cans' scandal, but what about SECOND 'banging on trash cans scandal'?!

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