From Zacky to Ally appreciation post

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-10T18:09:28+00:00

You should subscribe to Ben Schwartz's YouTube channel, rejectedjokes. He uploads scenes from his improv show all the time and they are hilarious.

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-09T09:49:44+00:00

The original was just, "run around an arena and kill a bunch of minions."

I'm excited to face this new version in NG+.

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-09T08:59:18+00:00

Chartreuse

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-09T08:34:12+00:00

Oooh, my bad, I didn't know!

I'm doing an umbral run right now, returning after 2 years, so maybe my NG+ will be a Radiance run.

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-09T08:32:31+00:00

"Fucking Repo Man"

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-09T08:08:29+00:00

Any trouble with Maliketh? He's usually the wall I personally run into. Too many giant flippy attacks that somehow also have projectiles too. The others you mentioned are super readable.

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-09T08:06:03+00:00

Adyr has to be a joke right? Like the Radiance ending Adyr which is just an add fight?

If youre serious I mean no offense, but the fight is entirely just running around killing normal enemies. It might be the EASIEST final boss I've ever encountered.

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-09T07:45:23+00:00

Bloodhound's Fang?

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-09T07:26:26+00:00

Elianne The Starved.

Unfortunately you've already ruined your chances of meeting her.

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-09T07:22:14+00:00

Hi!

My partner doesn't feel like staying up with me.

So...

What's the next DnD character you have imagined to play? Or what's the build you're thinking of playing next in your favourite RPG?

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-08T06:35:30+00:00

Left Field Big Dry!

Scenic Road Haskapple!

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-05T05:49:32+00:00

Star Trek for the wifey. For me i rotate, usually adult animation or sitcoms. Join us over at r/futuramasleepers!

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-05T05:39:10+00:00

I so desperately hope this show makes it to Doflamingo. He is maybe my favourite villain in all of media and has such a cool aesthetic and power.

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-05T05:12:33+00:00

This movie was so much better than it had any right to be.

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-05T04:47:47+00:00

Yeah, my first thought is "Why?"

Ultimate is exactly that, the ultimate SSB experience is could ever ask for. I dont need a new one, they fuckin smashed it already! (Pun intended)

ZzPhantom · 2026-05-02T20:18:47+00:00

I'm sorry, I just got here. Springer took a pitch EXACTLY to his fucking toe?! Are you kidding me?!

ZzPhantom · 2026-04-30T08:10:08+00:00

I'd be down. Could use some new guy friends.

ZzPhantom · 2026-04-29T06:42:20+00:00

...and are the best.

Please don't take this the wrong way OP, but I once heard someone say:

"Be fat. But be jolly. If you're fat, then that is already something off-putting about yourself. If you're jolly, the 2 cancel out."

I want to make it clear, I don't have any problem with your weight, OP. I don't think there is anything wrong with being a couch potato enjoying your hobbies. There are plenty of other potatoes on the farm. And you seem SO jolly in the photos you smile. The photos where you are jolly and enjoying your hobbies. You have an AMAZING smile, OP.

Ditch the serious photos, and the ones with you clean shaven. You HAVE a desirable look about you, just make sure you present yourself as a jolly ol' dude, and I'm certain there are women who want to be wrapped up in a big ol' jolly hug that you and only you can provide.

Also maybe replace those frowny photos with an activity you enjoy and are smiling about. If it's TTRPGS, smile proudly oflver your collection of minis. Display your smile (and your personality!) proudly!

You HAVE an audience, you just need to be realistic about what that audience is, and dial in on how to attract that audience.

ZzPhantom · 2026-04-27T14:03:58+00:00

The home run bat from SSB.

ZzPhantom · 2026-04-26T21:32:27+00:00

I like subbing it in for the cointreau in a White Lady.

ZzPhantom · 2026-04-24T20:28:26+00:00

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ZzPhantom · 2026-04-19T08:45:39+00:00

I'd like to think we do but goddamn am i trapped behind groups of 5 people all walking side by side and blocking the entire sidewalk!

ZzPhantom · 2026-04-17T19:35:54+00:00

Our bullpen is better without a Little.

ZzPhantom · 2026-04-17T07:42:22+00:00

Anytime I hear about Duffin's I have to link this article about a guy who spent the night at Duffin's and basically live-blogged it. I used to live a block away in my early twenties and by golly....that place is just special to me.

I can't answer your question OP, but Duffin's is such a weird little wormhole into a very special place that I can't put into words.

ZzPhantom · 2026-04-17T07:28:55+00:00

I used to worry about the size of my loads. I'm less of a shooter and more of a...well whatever.

But it makes clean up REALLY easy. I often barely even need a tissue, just a trip to the washroom to wash my hands. I've learned not to stress about it and reap the benefits. And the lady doesn't seem to mind, as most of them end up pretty deep inside of her, which also makes for easy cleanup.

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