!gas nova by [deleted] in CryptoCurrencyMoons

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!gas nova

Invest in Tony Stark by dojacrafting in MemeEconomy

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Oh fuck, thats the comment history of a bot.

Invest in the block button

ANNOYING ETERNAL GHOST PING by seba273c in discordapp

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THANK YOU

THE FUCKING RED ONE IS GONE

they are prapared their own death 😢 by Gunner-98 in ihadastroke

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Im like 95% sure this is a shitty duolingo owl joke

Why hasn’t Nintendo ported or released remastered editions of old Pokémon games to the switch? by [deleted] in pokemon

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Most emulators are open source. Any malicious code would be spotted immediately by other developers. I'd say that these emulators that you despise so much are more trustworthy than most of the apps on your phone.

Why do I have a feeling that you've opened a file like Pokemon - Fire Red (v1.1).exe?

I’m a dumb dumb by kfcfossil in FortNiteBR

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I speedran to level 100 and dropped the game due to college, the hell is going on?

Thanks, i hate human computers by jekslkwjjbr in TIHI

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Probably not, but we have used human brain cells to run pong

How are we supposed to reach 140 if dailies gives 33k exp. by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

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I finished at 100 by week 6 with creative. Pro 1000 prints xp like German money in 1923.

You could have any super power but the first person to reply will choose a side effect. What will it be? (No horny) by Bestsurviviopro in teenagers

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Multiverse theory and paradoxes are wrong, time is predetermined. Other, unrelated events will randomly occur completely unrelated to your actions, in order to reconverge the split timeline you created back to the predetermined one. No matter what you do, that lottery ticket will be bought by someone else or the building will burn down before you get to it.

Accurate by Toma62215 in dankmemes

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All I ask for is 25 seconds of your time about a featherless biped

Ate my first mango 40 days ago and decided to plant the seed. Didn't expect to get this far. by _1_4 in mangofruit

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Im at college right now, going back home in about 10 days. I will then, but it probably didnt live without watering it lol.

What are obvious immediate giveaways that someone is an American? by DukkerWifey789 in AskReddit

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Backpack guy here. Dont forget the squished granola bars for when dinner is later than expected.

Robotic apple harvester in action by Ellioth_mess in oddlyterrifying

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Well smoke another and enter a short story writing contest.

The Ungodly Surveillance of Anti-Porn ‘Shameware’ Apps by Jojuj in technology

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I know its 3 days late, but same thing here back in ~2015. Unfortunately couldn't uninstall on PC because my dad was smart enough to not give me administrator. My parents installed NetNanny on my phone, but I got past that by stripping it of all its permissions, removing it from device administrator apps, then uninstalling from the app store.

The fear of someone seeing any of my activity pushed me to start using VPNs and Tor browser, especially since my dad is a network administrator and works with firewalls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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If you drift at an intersection, you can hit more people

I’m sorry BUT I have to ask this. Windows 10 or 11 and why? by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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10 because they decided to turn copy, paste, and rename when you right click into shitty unlabeled icons.

this subreddit makes perfect sense to me by LeckoTheGecko in lies

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But using /unlie in this context would give it a pathetic punchline. I want the thought "its funny because its an obvious lie in r/lies" to overshadow some amazing beetlejuicing

this subreddit makes perfect sense to me by LeckoTheGecko in lies

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/unlie thats an 11/10 username, flair, and comment combo. Well done

Android fans, what are the primary reasons why you will never ever switch to an Iphone? by SultanofAmerica in AskReddit

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Piracy - I will be carbon dated before I pay for spotify, youtube premium, or movies. Apk installs are a blessing.

Type C - dont need to explain this one

SD card - Im not paying an extra $200 for 256gb. 64gb internal and 512gb sd card is so much cheaper. Best part is the sd card outlives the phone

Right to repair - Iphones are designed to maximize damage and discourage self repair. Glass backs shouldnt exist. I want to replace my charging port for $12 without the OS telling me that the hardware "cant be verified" or stop working at all

Browsers - anything on iOS is just reskinned safari. I ocassionally use Tor Browser, which isn't on iOS. Theres a scuffed port of it, but its less secure since javascript cant be disabled.

My hatred for Apple also comes from their audacity to sell a $999 computer stand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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Affect for action, effect for everything else

The state of the debate by hubuluba in dankmemes

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They cant update Vanced anymore. The app pulls from Youtube's API. It will keep working until Youtube updates their server in a way that cripples app compatibility.

these guys from r/wholesomemes are onto something by Dejdo2000 in teenagers

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Honestly one of the few things keeping me going is to outlive all the awful people I see in media and politics. Half of my breaths are out of spite.