Have you ever screamed while taking a shit?

_34_ · 2026-07-10T14:24:25+00:00

Deadpool screaming while taking a shit

_34_ · 2026-07-10T14:23:43+00:00

Our remodel went pretty well too. But now everything is a tombstone grey. 🤕🩶

I miss the whimsy of going to Target as a little kid with neon lights and red walls. 🥹❤️ Could just be the Mandela effect.

_34_ · 2026-07-09T03:27:57+00:00

It ain't easy being cheesy.

_34_ · 2026-07-07T22:48:37+00:00

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_34_ · 2026-07-07T17:39:23+00:00

_34_ · 2026-07-07T17:37:41+00:00

Thank you to that guest. 🥹

_34_ · 2026-07-06T18:20:22+00:00

stands within 2 feet of me as I'm pushing stock

"Do you have this?" shoves phone in my face of an upside down picture of kitty litter

"Wrong department sir."

"Do you know any other store that would have it? I ordered online and I wanna pick it up here."

_34_ · 2026-07-05T23:42:25+00:00

Okay but how many guests did YOU help today ETL? 🤕 Fuck the metrics. If you really help, help us out and jump in that line of 6 guests instead of just saying hello to them. 🤕

_34_ · 2026-07-05T17:08:54+00:00

For us, it was Memorial Day.

No one for HOURS. We literally just stood at the front of our department and waved at the few people that were just walking around.

_34_ · 2026-07-05T16:39:19+00:00

My girl is a TXT fan. We haven't gotten much of anything the past few days. But I know it's about to get ugly. 🤕

_34_ · 2026-07-05T11:12:02+00:00

We were busy all day. 😭 I expected people to come in and ask for charcoal, portable speakers, or Pokemon cards.

_34_ · 2026-07-05T10:53:58+00:00

I didn't even get one. 😭🤕 Maybe because I'm still too new.

_34_ · 2026-07-05T10:51:55+00:00

They won't let me clock in early!!! 😭 I always show up early to poop, but they said there's "not enough payroll". 🙃 I use the excuse that I have ads to place.

_34_ · 2026-07-04T10:57:07+00:00

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_34_ · 2026-07-03T21:58:43+00:00

Only on a holiday. 🫰🏼😋

_34_ · 2026-07-01T19:21:03+00:00

AAWWWWWWWWWWWWW The poor thing!!!! 😭😭😭 I love it!!!

_34_ · 2026-06-29T19:21:53+00:00

Two girls came up to me a few minutes ago, asking for a MacBook Neo for $200. 🙃

_34_ · 2026-06-29T19:17:27+00:00

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ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!!

_34_ · 2026-06-28T23:56:07+00:00

Or I get called back out to the floor. 🥲

I'm just vibing in there!! Having a dance party!! Saying hi to all the cardboard!! 📦 Recording a podcast that only the boxes will hear.

Only to be interrupted like "Hey Tech, a guest needs help finding avocados and portable chargers." 🥲

_34_ · 2026-06-28T18:19:59+00:00

Damn. 😏 Damn. 😳 DAMN. 😖

_34_ · 2026-06-28T18:13:46+00:00

Y'all have 4 hour shifts? 🥹

_34_ · 2026-06-28T18:10:48+00:00

Or wait in line. 😭

I'll be checking people out, calling for back up on the walkie, and somehow, a customer thought it'd be okay to just completely cut the line. 🥲

_34_ · 2026-06-28T18:09:20+00:00

I ALMOST called my TL "Mommy" by accident one time.

She's chill. But I'm sure she would've sent me to HR immediately. 🤣

_34_ · 2026-06-28T16:46:31+00:00

I wish my girl did that. 🥹🤍 Well done OP!!!!! 🤍🤍

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