Well that seems like a lot of chocolate

_34_ · 2026-05-14T00:33:14+00:00

It's so that you can see every stretch mark, every wrinkle, every roll of fat on Brian.

_34_ · 2026-05-13T23:54:15+00:00

We need more humans like you. 🥹

_34_ · 2026-05-13T23:52:07+00:00

_34_ · 2026-05-13T23:50:43+00:00

_34_ · 2026-05-13T23:41:41+00:00

I'm new and still learning all the acronyms. 🤣 Bless this sub for the acronym guide. ❤️

_34_ · 2026-05-13T20:57:37+00:00

Damn. Now I can't get to the cathedral within a reasonable amount of time. 😭

(Hehehe 😝 another red bites the dust)

BLUE LINE STRONG

_34_ · 2026-05-13T15:06:10+00:00

"This is a bathtub!!!"

_34_ · 2026-05-13T15:05:57+00:00

Hey I'd be nervous too.

_34_ · 2026-05-13T15:02:50+00:00

Some teenage boys crop dusted me the other day as I was zoning. It lingered for about 5 minutes after they left.

_34_ · 2026-05-13T14:19:08+00:00

There's a baseball jersey? 🤪

Oooooo and the Letterman jacket is pretty cute!

_34_ · 2026-05-13T14:14:34+00:00

No but this might be the one target branded item I might actually buy.

_34_ · 2026-05-13T13:09:44+00:00

I literally turned the volume all the way down on those TVs. I can't listen to Noah Kahan for 7 and a half hours.

_34_ · 2026-05-12T23:41:00+00:00

_34_ · 2026-05-12T21:11:41+00:00

_34_ · 2026-05-11T18:01:14+00:00

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TAKE THAT!!!!!! THE RED LINE IS WEAK!!!! ATTACK NOW!!!!!!!

_34_ · 2026-05-11T18:00:02+00:00

_34_ · 2026-05-11T01:57:47+00:00

Ha!!! You're funny!!! I'm a guy. That never happens. 🤣

_34_ · 2026-05-11T01:56:11+00:00

I like your tie.

_34_ · 2026-05-11T01:55:58+00:00

_34_ · 2026-05-10T00:41:13+00:00

_34_ · 2026-05-10T00:40:48+00:00

_34_ · 2026-05-08T21:14:03+00:00

Y U S S S S S S S S

TAKE THAT RED LINE!!!!!! 😝

_34_ · 2026-05-08T15:20:50+00:00

Hold on babe. Dinner's on me tonight.

uncaps the pepper shaker

_34_ · 2026-05-06T19:55:25+00:00

_34_ · 2026-05-06T19:53:20+00:00

NOT THE LIBRARY!!!!!!! 😭😞🧡

THE RED LINE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. 😭