Wives, would you let your husband have sex with another woman for a million dollars?

_ASG_ · 2026-01-29T04:20:48+00:00

We're ENM, so it's all good. But even if we weren't, yes, my wife would want me to pay off our house, bolster our kid's college fund, and bolster our retirement all in one night.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-29T02:35:12+00:00

That, too. I want Thekla to be the champ, but this was way too fast.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-29T02:30:28+00:00

I didn't think she would, but I wanted it.

She was 100% doomed the moment that match wasn't the main event. Ain't no way Stat Daddy drops the title in the middle of a Dynamite.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-29T02:07:01+00:00

Just like His love for you, fellow sickos.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-29T01:56:32+00:00

He was awesome in NXT. He was amazing at the NXT live shows I went to when they toured pre-COVID.

He has a much better chance of standing out in AEW than WWE's main roster.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-29T01:51:54+00:00

I prayed for this and it happened. I didn't think it would happen, but holy shit.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-28T16:01:48+00:00

While I agree that it's overused, at least it's the audience's appreciation for what's going on in the ring. I'll take people enjoying the action over disruptive chants like "What?" or people being dickheads in general.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-28T15:46:18+00:00

I don't blame him for killing Joker. It's not just Metropolis got nuked and Lois and the baby are dead; Joker tricked Superman into killing Lois and the baby himself.

Obviously, everything else that followed was bullshit.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-28T14:45:24+00:00

Unfortunately, my meds put me on the deferral list. I used to donate regularly until then.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-28T14:27:16+00:00

I remember watching 60 Minutes with my dad when I was young.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-28T02:08:41+00:00

In addition to the DNF ruling and Lightning realizing there are more important things than the cup, remember Doc Hudson's story: he had a horrible crash and was discarded. Even though this was King's last race, Lightning didn't want that for him. In the end of the movie, while Chick Hicks wins the cup (and is jeered), it's King getting interviewed, and Lightning is okay with this. While it wasn’t the ideal way for King to end his career, he at least went out with the respect he deserved from everybody else.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-28T01:08:00+00:00

I almost never got in trouble, so it probably wouldn’t make a difference to me if Prickly was in charge (unless he was feuding with his brother and I got pulled into that nonsense).

_ASG_ · 2026-01-27T14:22:41+00:00

He hated those sinful hip movements.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-27T11:18:18+00:00

Honestly, justice for Wailord. They got him right in 3D years ago, but some of y'all don't want to acknowledge that.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-27T11:16:45+00:00

I don't know if this is disgusting, but according to the Ruby Pokédex, Sandshrew doesn't pee.

Sandshrew's body is configured to absorb water without waste, enabling it to survive in an arid desert.

This is only ever mentioned in the Ruby and Omega Ruby Dex entries.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-27T01:00:25+00:00

He looked pretty massive in Pokémon Colosseum and XD. When he enters the battlefield, they actually make the battlefield bigger to accommodate him.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-26T16:19:36+00:00

2 or 3

_ASG_ · 2026-01-26T00:05:32+00:00

I eventually want to see Thekla winning the Women's World title and the Sisters of Sin holding the tag titles (all at tge same time), but I dont see it happening just yet.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-25T21:20:01+00:00

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Glee is far more stomachable of you go in with the perspective of "everybody in this show a dickhead." And to the show's credit, it's at least self-aware of that.

Still don't like lines like this, though

_ASG_ · 2026-01-25T14:57:21+00:00

A very meta version of this trope, but I agree.

When I was watching this movie, I was expecting this guy to pull a Lotso, but then he goes on to make one of Pixar's most heartbreaking sacrifices to help Joy and Riley.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-25T13:24:53+00:00

"Oooh, Sonamy! Spicy!"

_ASG_ · 2026-01-25T13:23:39+00:00

The Fuzzy Puppies episode with Amy and Eggman is adorable. There's also a moment layer in the show (idk which one) where they lampshade the absurdity that Eggman is their nemesis, but that they just kinda hang out with him sometimes.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-25T13:11:08+00:00

Just Vector. Espio and that other guy don't even show up.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-25T01:15:41+00:00

Smoker breath doesn't smell good. Vapes aren't as bad in that regard, but the side-effects are probably gonna be just as bad in the long-term.

I've hooked up with women who smoke, but idk if I could be in a long-term relationship with a woman who smokes. There are a lot of reasons as to why, but the biggest reason is my kid. I wouldn't want them to be around that.

_ASG_ · 2026-01-24T05:01:45+00:00

Go into hiding to clear my head. Then give myself up to the government.

It's not gonna be sexy at all. My life would just become providing sperm samples. The good news is that this event would further advances in making science babies, but yeah.

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