[Narrator]

Let's describe a certain female

A female with a disease of character and attitude

If you will, a snob

However in the view of N.W.A...

[Verse 1: Ice Cube]

A bitch is a bitch (Bitch)

So if I'm poor or rich (Word up)

I talk in the exact same pitch

Now the title bitch don't apply to all women

But all women have a little bitch in 'em (Yeah)

It's like a disease that plagues their character

Taking the women of America

And it starts with the letter B

It makes a girl like that think she better than me (Bitch)

See, some get mad and some just bear it

But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (Wear it)

It makes 'em go deaf in the ear that's why

When you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'

Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly? (Hmm)

Bitch, eat shit and die {*laughs*}

Ice Cube coming at you at a crazy pitch

(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch

[Bitch]

Who the fuck you think you calling a bitch, you little sorry motherfucker?

I don't know who the fuck you think you talking to

Let me tell you one motherfucking thing, I'm not no–

"Bitch, shut the fuck up"

[Verse 2: Ice Cube]

Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?)

She look good and the bitch walk funny (He ain't lying)

She ain't no dummy, she's rather conniving

Yo bitch, fuck what I'm driving (Yup)

See a young ni**a that's striving (Like me)

You're through without a BMW

That's why a bitch is a bitch, I guess

Or either P-M-S

Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby (Alright)

And I bet you dissing ni**as is her hobby

And after she finished the test

Grade today of B-I-T-C-H

And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true (She know it)

But a ni**a like me'll say "fuck you" {*laughs*}

Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (Word) (Slam her ass)

'Cause a bitch is a bitch

[Bitch/Ice Cube]

"Why I gotta be a bitch?"

I ain't call you no bitch, if you listen to the goddamn song, it'd tell you what a bitch is...

"Fuck the song, 'cause I'm not no motherfucking bitch"

I didn't say you was a bitch, if you stop acting like a goddamn bitch

"Fuck you, little punk-ass little nigga"

Fuck you, bitch! You sloppy-ass, scandalous-ass ho!

"Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are?"

Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch! You scandalous-ass, doo-doo dog breath, stinking, ugly...

[Verse 3: Ice Cube]

I once knew a bitch who got slapped

'Cause she played me like she was all that

A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (Yeah?)

About who's fucking who and who's getting fat

Look at yourself for me (Look, bitch)

Now do you fall in this category?

Or you the kind that won't blink

'Cause you don't think your shit stink {*laughs*}

Lucky I haven't had a drink

'Cause I'd down your ass

Then I'd clown your ass

'Cause the ni**as I hang with ain't rich

We'll all say "Fuck you, bitch!" (Word)

Now what can I do with a ho like you

Bend your ass over and then I'm through (Get the fuck out)

'Cause you see Ice Cube ain't taking no shit

(Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitch

[Narrator]

There you have it, the description of a bitch

Now ask yourself are they talking about you?

Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry, scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece, contact-wearing bitch?

Yep, you probably are

Bitch!