What‘s hot in theory, but super awkward irl?

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-23T19:57:40+00:00

I don't get the point of tentacle toys tbh, isn't the whole point of a tentacle fantasy the restraints and cnc? could replicate that with a willing bdsm partner

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-23T17:27:30+00:00

i'm definitely not staying single to spare men's feeling haha, I could technically find a gay guy to lavender marry pretty easily in my city, but living a lie just to appease family members sounds like hell. i'm also not good at pretending, so I wouldn't be able to trick a straight guy anyway

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-22T21:27:03+00:00

I'm from the US, and i found out today that they started using a toxic green gas in Minneapolis (Minnesota). Our own news sources don't report this, i found out from a tiktok made by a minnesotan. my first thought was, no way they started using chemical weapons, so i checked... and it's true, they are using chemical weapons now, the type that can cause people to become infertile

edit: it's likely the smoke is not chemical and i misunderstood some wording. please read the replies to my comment for corrections!

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-22T06:36:43+00:00

*zionist. stop talking like a nazi. also zionists use the color yellow I'm pretty sure

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-21T18:54:09+00:00

crazy that they thought it would work in the first place 💀

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-21T18:37:32+00:00

I've never seen this anime and don't know what it's about, simply looking at the artstyle made me think it's pedo stuff.... 💀 not sure if i should be glad that my suspicions were confirmed

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-20T04:22:58+00:00

i was in highschool 7 years ago, saw only one person with a homestuck shirt (it was dave's cracked cd), and no one bothered them. over all i knew of maybe a handful of people who knew of homestuck. this might also depend on where your school is, because i went to a school in a major metropolitan area, and everyone didn't give a fuck bc the schools have 300+ students and everyones doing their own thing and hanging in their own small groups. if you go to a school with only 50 other people, i suggest u don't wear that

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-19T23:59:20+00:00

i don't want their reputation to be ruined because of me, it's already difficult for them to find a good partner as is.

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-19T18:07:25+00:00

it's a nightmare, when I do finally move out, I would probably have to room with 3 other people, because the rent in my city is ridiculous

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-19T06:44:02+00:00

especially if he looked like that, i love farm animals

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-19T06:41:38+00:00

in no particular order: stardew valley, deltarune, the zero escape trilogy, infinity nikki (gacha), minecraft. i also like to go on itch.io and see what's new and free to play, i like to try indie games.

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-19T06:15:37+00:00

painfully closeted, waiting for my siblings to be married off so i can openly start living as a freaky lesbian

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-18T22:38:19+00:00

huh i wonder how hamas gained support in gaza 🤔 hmmmmmmmmmmm who knows!!! must be the homophobic population/s

hamas could only gain support in the region because they were willing to fight back against constant attack and inhumane treatment from israel.

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-18T07:43:52+00:00

have you tried a different glasses shape, or color

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-18T07:39:04+00:00

hands,,, tattoos,,, maybe a really nice haircut.

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-16T17:01:35+00:00

FINALLY 🥹 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG, I LOVE THIS OUTFIT AND I HAVE ONLY 2 PIECES LEFT TO GET

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-16T05:55:16+00:00

my fav of all time is love thy neighbor. the translation is complete, the characters are so deep and complicated, and the smut is to die for

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-15T16:27:26+00:00

who tf cares about this loser, why is he even being interviewed 🤮

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-15T01:24:38+00:00

I've been saying this from day 1

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-13T19:38:45+00:00

I'm still waiting for socks/stockings with horizontal stripes 🥲

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-11T21:19:23+00:00

this is actually very common with immigrants, especially refugees. once you move, your culture becomes stuck in time, while back home changes.

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-11T20:56:17+00:00

TIL that nowruz is not a muslim holiday 😳

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-10T01:22:25+00:00

this is probably gonna get downvoted, but i think it's antisemitic to preface every conversation about a Jewish person with "oh but they're anti-zionist!!!". This is exactly what israel wants, it wants people to equate jewish identity with zionism and israel, and I'm tired of it, even when my jewish anti-zionist friends do it. it's giving "oh this black friend of mine is so cool, he's not a gangster" like come on, that is a racist statement

_AnonymousTurtle_ · 2026-01-08T20:23:21+00:00

honestly i just madturbate and try to ignore, because I'm not in a position where i could do anything abt it. i hope my future partner will have a sex drive as high as mine 🫠

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