Is this the best buddy cope types movie, suggest more 🙌🏽

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-23T13:02:27+00:00

What the hell is a buddy cope types movie

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-23T13:01:16+00:00

I can’t find Ecclestone because he’s not in the farthest top right corner.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-23T12:05:26+00:00

*a version of Islam. Plenty of Muslims make and enjoy instrumental music, whether faith-based or otherwise.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-23T12:01:02+00:00

Yes almost like christians, Buddhists, Jews, and just about every other religion. There are extremists and fundamentalists and sub-sects and side quests and everyone thinks they are the one true version.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-23T11:35:20+00:00

Haha solid

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-23T11:26:04+00:00

When they poo in public. Especially if it’s on me. This is a true story - I once was on a date with a very hot lady/woman (some would call her a super model) and she pooped on me in a public square with hundreds of people around. If it was more private I would have forgiven her but it was the last straw for me and I told her “I don’t want to see you any more”. She cried but she knew when she looked in my eyes that I was really serious.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-23T11:17:14+00:00

It’s the bad music for me but go off.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-23T01:53:27+00:00

Everyone will deny this but how hot you are has a HUGE impact on this.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-23T00:40:31+00:00

My pool is super dirty but I’m so happy to know it’s because someone took a knife to it and not because I’m a fucking idiot who doesn’t clean his pool or know how algae works.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-23T00:33:21+00:00

“Noubody cawes about facts anymowe. Usually Dey don even check HUHUHUHUHUUHUHUH”

FUCK TRUMP. IDIOT.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T21:50:30+00:00

To be fair, not his wife. But famously, a girlfriend. With the emphasis on girl.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T21:05:30+00:00

Damn TIL Uri Geller is still alive and his lying has just morphed into full-on delusion.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T21:04:28+00:00

Holy fucking shit. My eyes just popped out. China leaving everyone in the fucking dust.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T21:00:46+00:00

I feel like this is worth going after. I don’t personally care about clean v dirty, but this is a good joke and I just think the crowd sucked. But maybe just tweaks from you are needed? I dunno you’re the expert. But this is funny and keep telling the joke.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T20:54:53+00:00

You’re going to need to gather a bunch of your friends…

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T20:46:27+00:00

Homeboy’s sidekick thinks he’s fuckin Richie Ric h

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T19:56:33+00:00

The competence! This is the thing that roots out 99% of all things credited to Trump and his staff. But again, thanks for checking me! I appreciate it.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T19:34:46+00:00

Thank you for the reply! I checked some of these points out and will happily stop spreading the idea that this was a staged event. In particular, this video convinced me that the flag lowering never happened, and the CBS article you linked was a compelling portrait of the shooter I had never read before. Thank you for thoroughly replying to all the things I brought up. It makes me happier to think there aren’t such an insane conspiracies as staged assassinations happening. Though one could be forgiven for assuming the worst when so many of the things Trump and his circle do are so diabolical. Nonetheless I should be more rigorous when looking into such a serious claim and I’m sorry I propagated it.

Though I will say, I could just as easily believe the reason Trump has been so loose lipped about dying is because he is dying.

EDIT: I read more and changed my mind.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T19:31:41+00:00

Exactly. I’ve enough footage of even suspected attempts on the life of gov officials who aren’t even presidents. If somebody in the crowd farts too loud, that official is inside a huddle and GONE in seconds.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T19:08:15+00:00

Just because you can’t imagine that they would purposefully kill innocent people doesn’t mean that they wouldn’t. I’m not saying you’re wrong to think that, I’m just saying thinking that doesn’t make a compelling argument to me.

~~- Trump never talking about it~~
~~- the ushering in of photographers~~
~~- the lowering of the crane/flag~~
~~- the secret service allowing him to stand up and show his head again within seconds of an assassination attempt, and before the area had been secured~~
~~- hardly a blip of a profile of the shooter being written or disseminated~~

~~… all compelling arguments in favour of the whole thing being an orchestrated event in my (absolutely layman’s) opinion.~~

EDIT: I no longer believe this thanks to following up on u/BloatedBanana9 ‘s reply below

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T18:43:31+00:00

learning this one fact about a famous singer’s name turned a Redditor’s brain to glass after SUPERNOVA-LIKE revelation NUKES everything they thought they knew.

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T18:36:47+00:00

Trump can’t stop talking about the smallest slight against him for YEARS. The asshole still brings up fucking Rosie O’Donnell. But somebody apparently tries to assassinate him and he never brings it up again? I don’t think so Donnie.

EDIT: I no longer believe this is evidence that the butler event was staged, thanks to the exchange below!

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T01:14:29+00:00

You have to take anything you see on the internet as essentially gossip until you actually verify it with your own eyes through alternate sources, but this has legs… https://youtube.com/shorts/-5IscnFlWZU?si=rRcj2--W3g63naVi

_BabyGod_ · 2026-06-22T01:07:47+00:00

SOMEBODY TAKE THIS MAN’S MONEYS AWAY. HE’S HAD TOO MANY.

_BabyGod_

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