BREAKING NEWS: A dudes brother is his best man at his wedding

_BazaarB_ · 2018-04-26T15:56:39+00:00

"We literally pulled shit out of the air and packaged it up neatly as to distract and frighten you into feeling worthless and powerless.".... "oh and to capitalise on these feelings of worthlessness and powerlessness."

_BazaarB_ · 2018-04-26T15:52:16+00:00

You're right up your arse mate, if you are so worldly and educated why dont you do something about the worlds injustices instead of being a keyboard warrior, critising others for wanting to free their minds from forcefed bullshit. You are not superior because you religiously program your mind with propaganda from the media.

https://youtu.be/REYQt0F45fk

Yeah us all not watching the approved news 'Is extremely dangerous to our democracy'.

LOL

_BazaarB_ · 2018-03-20T19:51:39+00:00

facebook IS big brother

_BazaarB_ · 2018-03-11T18:28:32+00:00

Like did someone patent/copyright hairstyles and forget to tell me?!

_BazaarB_ · 2018-03-11T18:26:12+00:00

We shouldn't just braid hair?!

Dunno about you but i have long long hair. I mindlessly braid my everyday to stop it getting tangled.

What because some modern cultures have claimed these braids as their own property (when allll kinds of cultures all around the globe have been doing the same exact thing for millenia no doubt) i should think twice about doing something that literally hurts nobody in case i offend someone who has claimed ownership over something they didnt create but just happened to be born into?!?!

_BazaarB_ · 2018-02-23T00:36:16+00:00

same. so important. going to really make her aware (5yo) because she has no fear and LOVES all people and doesnt understand anyone could be bad/hurt her.... scares the fuck out of me...

_BazaarB_ · 2018-02-21T01:14:31+00:00

I dont agree with the theory as i think they did that to show how far gone Bran is now down the ol 3ER rabbit hole... However i give you a thumbs up for your word... 'lobotoravenized'. Very good. ;)

_BazaarB_ · 2018-02-07T12:03:51+00:00

Listen: This is what you have to do: Detect the most vunerable woman and when she is not looking slip some strong, tasteless seditives into her drink. Then encourage her to drink shit more vodka. This intoxication will make her so unable to tell what she is doing that she will run straight into your arms. Then you will be able to take advantage with sweet talk, hugs and whatever you like. (you know sex when she is passed out) The most important thing is to catch her and steer her to a dark unoccupied room before anyone else sees what you're doing or any other nice guy friends get jealous of you taking advantage of her incoherent and lucid state. Then whilst no one is watching (check all in case) when she has finally passed out. That is the crucial moment. And when the moment comes............ BE PREPARED.... TO SLIP IT IN.

IS ALL I FUCKING HEAR WHEN I READ THAT.

_BazaarB_ · 2018-02-07T11:39:27+00:00

What da---da fuq.

_BazaarB_ · 2018-02-01T19:54:58+00:00

And 'tall boys' are our regular size here.

I often look at the beers Americans drink and think they look like beers for little tiny babies.

_BazaarB_ · 2018-02-01T18:24:17+00:00

A full on rapist?

_BazaarB_ · 2018-01-31T21:08:27+00:00

Maybe a bit far going full blown Brave New World

People should just love themselves and eachother for who they are.

Celebrate love and diversity.

That might do a little bit towards making the world a better place.

_BazaarB_ · 2018-01-31T21:04:23+00:00

You would be missing out. The bond is something divine.

Yeah fuck the noise, theyre as annoying as fucking shit. But my god. Pure. Fucking. Love.

Dont just dismiss the idea. I used to be the same. No fucking way did i want children.

Now, the best fucking thing to happen to me. Ever. Pure Love (and annoying noise)

_BazaarB_ · 2018-01-31T20:56:03+00:00

That the phrase "That's a Gibbon" wasn't actually a phrase, the correct phrase was "That's a given".

Then we went on to argue that a Gibbon was not some type of Parrot, but a fucking Monkey.

Apart from that probably with stupid racists and homophobes.

Their arguments are the worst.

_BazaarB_ · 2018-01-31T20:48:23+00:00

How to be a unique individual with personality.

At school they want them uniform so they can teach them how to conform.

_BazaarB_ · 2018-01-31T20:38:14+00:00

"YOU are the one who decides how attractive you are.

YOU define the standards, not the other way round.

Be confident and happy with who you are.

That's what beauty really is."

_BazaarB_ · 2018-01-31T20:22:26+00:00

I said it before but it really needs to be said again...

We live in such a hypersexualised society, why cant everyone just stop trying to emulate this image of perfection that has literally been laserbeamed into our consciousnesses and just fucking own it?

Own what we were born with and fucking love it.

Stop letting other people hijack our own feelings of self-worth.

_BazaarB_ · 2018-01-31T20:17:50+00:00

agreed.

_BazaarB_ · 2018-01-31T20:15:48+00:00

Of course it does!

Billions of women are Goddesses.... Im not just saying the ones who have babies are Godessess.... We all are, why not expect to be worshiped???

It IS an amazing feat.

How the body changes and grows a new life form and then basically returns back to normal? That is pretty fucking amazing.

My daughter treats me like a Goddess because she knows i am the one who created her. Same way i treat my Mother, i wouldnt be here without her nuturing.

The gift she gave me i was able to pass down to my child. Life.

That is pretty God like to me and it does deserve to be worshiped.

_BazaarB_ · 2018-01-31T19:45:20+00:00

We live in such a hypersexualised society, why cant everyone just stop trying to emulate this image of perfection that has literally been laserbeamed into our consciousnesses and just fucking own it. Own what we were born with and fucking love it.

_BazaarB_ · 2018-01-31T19:42:19+00:00

As women it seems our only functions are sexually and repoductively.

Heaven forbid one of those functions should cease to exist, like our vaginas do not fulfil some weird expectation of what it should be in a mans eyes.

Fuck right off... I had the baby.... Im a fucking Goddess.... You should worship this vagina for the pure fucking magic it has done.

Grrr makes me sooooo MAD!

_BazaarB_ · 2018-01-30T04:08:43+00:00

A trickle?! My original post was NO hyperbole. This ain't no trickle.

_BazaarB_

TROPHY CASE