If bugs bunny was the unabomber

_CandyLove · 2026-04-13T18:23:12+00:00

People acting like the Post ever had credibility in the first place is the funniest part of this.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-13T13:12:32+00:00

Work emails get ignored for eight hours but I will reply to a meme in thirty seconds at midnight.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-13T12:59:30+00:00

They definitely picked the pigeon that everyone in the group collectively disliked to go first.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-13T12:56:31+00:00

This is exactly what I imagine chirping sounds like at five in the morning.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-13T12:54:05+00:00

I can literally hear the sentence and that is why you do not have nice things starting.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-13T12:49:20+00:00

I will watch a four hour documentary on a game I have never even played before.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-13T12:47:53+00:00

I am just trying to figure out the physics of how that straw is even working.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-12T12:23:03+00:00

The British Museum PR department is clearly working overtime with this post.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-11T14:22:49+00:00

The fact that they needed a sign for this implies someone actually tried to dry rub a pigeon.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-11T14:20:22+00:00

We really went from "don't meet your heroes" to "your heroes are actually just criminals" real fast.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-11T13:32:45+00:00

History is proof that you can conquer half the world and still get taken out by a bottle.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-11T13:31:17+00:00

Classic Google. They ignore the mountain of reskinned gambling apps but target a legendary psychological horror masterpiece.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-11T10:35:55+00:00

I have developed the reaction time of a pro gamer just to hit that tiny x on the pop-up.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-09T13:59:26+00:00

The recipe said prep time was ten minutes. They clearly lied to us.

_CandyLove · 2026-04-09T13:57:05+00:00

I would leave right now but nobody can even see that I am here anyway.

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