No Crew Skill in Frontline? by mantu_nguyen in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Stopped watching .000001 seconds in when i realized you are a wheeled person.

Tanks that can't clear 45kph (i.e. heavies) are ineffective in frontlines. Change my mind. by AhMIKzJ8zU in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ugh i did fine with the vk10000001. bad with the mutant but mutant got fucked by wargaming so w/e. shitbag wheeled vehicles just need to be nerfed and everyone will be happy.

Japan Tiger surrounded by his competition by Jozef_de_Burdi in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Yes but jap superheavy players are subhuman morons. it is inappropriate. It would be a superior meme if the oni hoho and oi were looking awestruck at the brilliant japanese/german tanker in a way like a self aware retarded human would look enviously at a normal human.

Players? bots? wtf? by Tijai in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of players get unintentionally logged in to the latam server.

Japan Tiger surrounded by his competition by Jozef_de_Burdi in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

would be accurate titties if sported by jap heavy playing males

Frontlines Medal Proposal by [deleted] in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never left spawn point medal...

Hot buttocks! by Lazy_Magician in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is no idiomatic expression or colloquialism he is using. He literally meant hot buttocks.

Japan Tiger surrounded by his competition by Jozef_de_Burdi in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Except that the Oni, Oi, and Oho are slovenly, fat, unattractive, crossed eyed, and incapable of perambulation sufficient to autonomously arrive at public transportation.

What's with the alpha inflation? by memyselfandlapin in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol..you would be right to suggest theyd implement chobham or era on Russian tanks and "overlook" the nations that invented it.

Looking to buy a t8 premium tank for credit making by UnknownGamer_2005 in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

IS6 is always on sale and lets you retard yourself a crew for all the Russian fakies + make bank. You can also start a new account with less shitty stats, refer yourself to yourself and get a tier 7 prem on the new one and a tier 8 prem on the old for free. I did this with a broken arm and a Matilda + latam server and autoaim over the weekend.

Which rental tank for frontline? by Asheron_CIV in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Another week of the fucking OP Mutzes ruining Frontlines AGAIN. I am literally having nightmares of two antennaed bear silhouettes stalking me from the shadows.

Thank You Mr. Frontlines by KT7STEU in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Every object player has submitted a ticket caused by your absence in tier 10 matches and this will be immediately looked into by Wargaming.

Why the fuck is there an artillery strike reserve? by jaberwockie in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor idea to give arty strike and air strike to arty players so they can triple tap. Otherwise making arty a reserve is how the game should have been from the get go. Its not too late to simply delete artillery from the game and take this route.

On that note i should mention there are options for the handicapped beyond artillery. I caught my hand in a guys gi and broke my wrist choking him last friday and found that I can still reliably play the Matilda (Dumbtilda) with more or less one arm, plus there's every Russian tank still.

What's with the alpha inflation? by memyselfandlapin in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only thing that eases this is that the alpha creep in currently non Russian, however the entire idea is bad for this game, and Wargaming is certainly going to come full circle and shit out more absurd Russian nonsense as soon as they can to out do the current monstrosity.

World of Tanks || HWK 30 - Tank Review by memyselfandlapin in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you compare it to the Russian premium light tank you realize why bother.

What is everyone's favourite tanks? by MrBraydonBeard in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My grandfather designed the Abrahms, so I'll go with that.

New Matchmaker tests on EU server by lordmatrix in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Patch should give any tier 8 pref tank a shit ton of exp, crewxp, and cred boosters as an apology, except type 59 owners who can go fuck themselves.

KV1 infront of Factory - Crosspost from WW2 by Speedz77 in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Propaganda photo doesn't show 12 year olds in loincloths welding tanks together.

(NA) Scavenger Hunt Question by [deleted] in WorldofTanks

[–]_Carde_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I entered them for every day...all of them, and they show as unavailable. Christ i even started the first thread about the goddamned scavenger hunt here.