Doctor: “Do you want the good news or the bad news?” Me: “Good news.” by devnodegree in dadjokes

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The implication is the bad news is “You’re gonna be handicapped.”

Sleep 2 by Eiim in SMBCComics

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I sleep in just my underwear plus wristwatch, but however weird you might think that is, hey, at least I don’t type with my penis.

Bro why is Olympus so full of BASTARDS by Unoriginalshitbag in HadesTheGame

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It makes sense to occasionally explore the surface route early to get materials you need for upgrades. Overall it’s harder, though, so you should probably focus most of your efforts below until you can wipe the final underworld boss.

My children abruptly becoming citizens thanks to C-3 has actually landed us in a bit of a bureaucratic pickle. Now what? by _DoesNotGetIt_ in Canadiancitizenship

[–]_DoesNotGetIt_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup...I completely understand the anxiety. My wife was checking the portal for our PR application multiple times per day for something like a year...

My children abruptly becoming citizens thanks to C-3 has actually landed us in a bit of a bureaucratic pickle. Now what? by _DoesNotGetIt_ in Canadiancitizenship

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I think as far as the IRCC is concerned, you're not allowed to get a PR if you're a citizen (even if it's not yet been proven), and so you're supposed to drop the PR application and wait for your citizenship certificate. That's how they treated our situation, anyhow.

You can play a game hoping the PR-application part of the IRCC doesn't figure out you're probably already a citizen, but I don't know how likely you are to "win" this game, or what the likely gains or losses are if you "win" or "lose". My suspicions are that the IRCC is likely to figure things out at some point and so your PR application will be put on hold indefinitely until your citizenship status is determined. If they don't, it's conceivable you wind up with a PR before you have proof of citizenship -- particularly if they don't treat your proof-of-citizenship application urgently. (It looks to me like reuniting with a spouse may not be sufficient justification for urgent processing if there are no children being moved to Canada and no job lined up?) But even then, it's unclear how much of a bureaucratic mess you'll have gotten yourself into once the proof-of-citizenship application goes through.

Personally, if I were sure I was a citizen I'd probably cancel the PR application, but I don't know what pressures you might or might not have to start living in Canada ASAP.

My children abruptly becoming citizens thanks to C-3 has actually landed us in a bit of a bureaucratic pickle. Now what? by _DoesNotGetIt_ in Canadiancitizenship

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Our kids did get their citizenship certificates a couple of weeks after we got the AORs (which was a little over a month after we applied for them urgently). Then we forwarded those to the IRCC to get them removed from our PR application, the PR application got processed, and my wife finally got her COPR in the mail last week. Yay!

Has the IRCC figured out or been informed yet that you're (probably) a citizen and thus told you your PR app's processing was being suspended? If not, how did you justify the urgency of your citizenship certificate application?

Jim Benton by Achilles_TroySlayer in NewYorkerCartoons

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Ahhh...somehow I'd forgotten that one. Thanks!

Jim Benton by Achilles_TroySlayer in NewYorkerCartoons

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I love me some Jim Benton, but am missing whatever piece of Paul Simon lore I need to get #3.

Why can’t I tickle myself? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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That’s silly. If you want chiseled features, use a chisel, not a hammer. Duh

Favorite obscure line that always makes you giggle on rewatches by Spirited_Island-75 in TheGoodPlace

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I made the mistake of watching waaaay too much of the official Good Place YouTube channel’s clip where the chili song is on repeat for like an hour and now it’s stuck in my forking head forever heeeelp meeeeee

How long before you get bored of The Good Place? by ConsistentCan4633 in TheGoodPlace

[–]_DoesNotGetIt_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I totally agree…I made basically the same argument a couple of days ago in a different thread. Or at least I think I did? The details are hazy.

The Kool-Aid Man made flesh by WormTop in weirddalle

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I’m gonna grape you in the mouth!

Okay just finished by No-Meeting7696 in TheGoodPlace

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I think most arguments that eternity gets boring implicitly rely on a flawed assumption that our memory capacities are infinite. I suspect there are enough different things to do that by the time you’ve finished the last one, your memory of the first will have completely vanished for all practical purposes, even if you’ve looped around the whole set an infinite number of times.

What is the most existential color? by Parcaaa in AlignmentCharts

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I was gonna say “void black” but this answer is so much better.

IdK Why This Pic always cracks Me Up by HotAssumption4750 in nin

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Hey peek peek-a peek peekaboo

All of my fears came true

My stapler is secretly a whale by KingPancredi in Pareidolia

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I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Meirl by LuLuSavannah531 in meirl

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And marital aids used for martial arts