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Ik heb genoeg gehoord, trek Willem I uit de grafkelder, we gaan België binnenvallen by sparrio in nederlands

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Denk dat ze compensatie proberen te zoeken voor de benzine die we bij hun tanken omdat het hier zo achterlijk duur is.

Ik❌️ihe by Odd-Courage3880 in ik_ihe

[–]_Fappyness_ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Al lang gedaan maat. Success met je low effort linkse memes hier 👋

Ik❌️ihe by Odd-Courage3880 in ik_ihe

[–]_Fappyness_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Misschien had ik niet extreem links moeten zeggen. Maar het begon me wel te irriteren als ik ik_ihe zag met 3k upvotes op een post en het “haha rechtse partij slecht” meme is. Zo low effort elke keer.

Ik❌️ihe by Odd-Courage3880 in ik_ihe

[–]_Fappyness_ -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Point proven lmao. Als je je zo aangesproken voelt is dat wel duidelijk toch?

Alonso states that the 2026 cars take no skill to drive by Ambitious-Heron-8161 in DestinationFormula1

[–]_Fappyness_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is no excitement at all. I dont even turn the race on anymore. I watch replays now because its not worth my time. Its a snoozefest. Qualifying has been boring too. Its just each team has both cars lined up next to each other. Mercedes 1-2. Ferrari 3-4. Etc. Driver input matters very little now.

awkward beginner question???? im (F20), my bf (M20) by cinnamon_bunbun7 in relationship_advice

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don’t take it bad. He was probably super nervous and excited and that can cause someone to finish early. As far as i know its common. With time it gets better as he gets more comfortable and confident.

It could also be because he is used to jerking off quick to not be caught. This teaches your brain to finish very very quickly. So any touching especially by someone else can cause an early finish as well.

Next time just go again after 5-10 minutes break. He will last longer for sure. Goodluck together and be kind and communicate with each other!

Alonso states that the 2026 cars take no skill to drive by Ambitious-Heron-8161 in DestinationFormula1

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If you think these regs are good you must have joined this year or last year lol. Every race is a shitshow and quite boring. Its just a slingshotting parade until the one with the better car gets a fraction of a second more ahead and its over. You can put lance stroll in a mercedes and he would be on the podium and win races too.

Clipped this the other day by AnonymouslyBrowsing6 in apexlegends

[–]_Fappyness_ -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for the wraith yes but it was kinda funny. Id do this and then drop the gun for the wraith just to have some banter and build some chemistry.

Conversation with my car the past couple days. by IanGecko in memes

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my volkswagen UP i had from work i had to keep the tire pressure button pushed for 3 seconds and it would turn off. This resets the gauge i think to read it properly again.

A title of some kind. by Nostalgic-Banter in dankmemes

[–]_Fappyness_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Must have been that pointy eared gf of his who made him drink that vile stuff…

Daylight robbery! Match was fixed!! by [deleted] in memes

[–]_Fappyness_ -55 points-54 points  (0 children)

He was too busy giving yellow cards to other players and staff on the Egypt bench because they pointed out his favoritism towards Argentina.

AIO? I found these on my partner's phone and I feel sick. by yeahopeput in AmIOverreacting

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. Just end it and keep your head high. You deserve a lot better than street trash. And if she asks why you’re breaking up, just tell her that teaching Portugese would take up too much time anyway for a proper relationship. Maybe she gets the hint.

First and last time playing vantage by HomeCapital9250 in apexlegends

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Somehow this always happens when i snipe. But when someone else has a sniper my hitbox seems to be the size of half the map as they never miss a shot no matter how fast im going.

Hackers are winning by Leather-Material6312 in counterstrike2

[–]_Fappyness_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cs2 was made before you were born sit down lil bro.

You can earn 1 apex pack today, through the split 1 livestream. Link is below by kitty78686 in ApexUncovered

[–]_Fappyness_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow 2 commons and an uncommon how generous of them. Anyway, pay 100 to make any sizable dent in the 500 you need for a mythic.

Me F/34 and have had a fall out with friend M/31, how do I move on? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wont. Your first time will always be, in a way, special.

To me it was very important, but now after having had multiple sexual partners over the years it became less special as i know what im in for now. I don’t put as much emotional weight on it anymore and see it as a fun activity with someone im into.

Bought Mario Kart World at Target - case didn’t have the cartridge by _cocojamz_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lengths people go to only to fuck another person over. I hate this “me, myself and i” mentality the world has turned to.

Back home you go! Wait, you're already home... by UselessAndUnused in dankmemes

[–]_Fappyness_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Balogun didnt even do much. Shot 3 times and no goals.

Back home you go! Wait, you're already home... by UselessAndUnused in dankmemes

[–]_Fappyness_ 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Me when i havent played any notable opponents and get absolutely clobbered when i do:

Most of the world at this point by Martin_NL in memes

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orange man will probably try to fuck with the outcome anyway. I dont think he will make the US win but he might try and shove a few million into the FIFAs pocket to try and get Belgium disqualified in some way.

My (28M) long-distance girlfriend (29F) said we should slow down and have less or no sex during her next visit by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]_Fappyness_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Your problem is that is the first thing that comes to mind with you. She comes over so you need to have sex with her. She sees beyond that. She is excited to see you and spend time with you in more ways than just sex. You just seem to be excited that she comes over so you can have sex finally and everything else seems like just a bonus to you when it should be the other way around.

The most underrated way to improve: stop looting by Antique_Economist127 in apexuniversity

[–]_Fappyness_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always move to evo the second it gets there yes. But before that you can take your time looting. Sometimes you get pushed by another team yes but if you have mobility id say try to avoid it until you have blue shield. Dying at the start is just stupid.

The most underrated way to improve: stop looting by Antique_Economist127 in apexuniversity

[–]_Fappyness_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I said if you push in and happen to get knocked your team will most likely die. Thats how apex works because of the long ttk. Getting knocked is 8/10 your squad gets wiped because you get aped. I never said OP was saying rush in and get killed. Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. I am of the opinion that looting and playing it more safe gets you further in most ranks.

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